Hard Knox Hooligans

08/21/2026

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Our Hard Knox Roller Derby: 20th Birthday Bash & Triple Header is next Saturday! 🎉 And what better nonprofit to feature than Knoxville’s next generation of roller derby players, the Hard Knox Hooligans?! 🛼

You can help support our junior skaters by taking part in the Feed Knuckles fundraiser! Purchase a rubber duck, then chuck it toward the dog bowls to help “feed” Knuckles, our life-size schnauzer mascot. The lucky duck that lands closest to each bowl wins a prize!

Come celebrate 20 years of Hard Knox while helping the next generation of local roller derby grow. 🐶💚

08/04/2026

Fast. Fierce. And a whole lot of Fun. 🛼

Join the Hard Knox Hooligans and discover a sport where every kid belongs. Build confidence, make friends, learn new skills, and have an absolute blast along the way.

Our 2026-27 season starts Sunday, September 6th.

✨ New skaters welcome!
📣 Sign up now—and please help us spread the word by sharing this post!

05/31/2026

☀️ Hooligans Pool Party ☀️

05/23/2026

See you tomorrow at 11am!

🏴‍☠️⚓ 1 DAY 'TIL WE SET SAIL! ⚓🏴‍☠️

The crews of Hard Knox Roller Derby take over World's Fair Exhibition Hall THIS SATURDAY for a full day of pirate-themed action! Gather yer mates and hoist ye colors - the forecast calls for rough seas and hard hits! ☠️🛼

🕙 10:00 AM – Doors Open
⚔️ 11:00 AM – Hard Knox Hooligans vs. Little City Big Trouble
🕓 4:00 PM – Doors Re-Open
🌎 5:00 PM – Hard Knox Allstars vs. The World
🔥 7:00 PM – Hard Knox Brawlers vs. Swan City Roller Derby

Don't miss the historic debut of our Hard Knox Hooligans junior team, an epic Allstars scrimmage, and a battle for the seas between the Brawlers and Swan City!

🎟 Tickets available online & at the door
📍 World's Fair Exhibition Hall – Hall 3
🗓 Saturday, May 23

05/21/2026

Our first ever Hooligans game is this Saturday morning — and you do NOT want to miss it. Come out, make some noise, and help us kick off the season the right way. See you there.

05/17/2026

Join us in wishing a hip hip HOOray to our own Coach Flex!!

Happy Birthday to the one and only FLEXECUTIONER! 🎉💥💪
After tearing through her debut season last year and taking home Rookie of the Year honors, Flex has officially proven she's up for it all. Need a jammer? Flex. Need a pivot? Flex. Need a blocker to ruin someone's day? Also Flex. 😈

The real question on bout day is: what won’t she be doing?

No matter the role, she always brings the muscle to the track. Help us wish this powerhouse a happy birthday! 🖤🛼💚

04/12/2026

We love Coach Smalls!!!

🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SMALLS! 🎉

Standing tall at 4'9", Smalls proves year after year that size means absolutely nothing when you’ve got skill, grit, and a whole lot of attitude.

She’s been juking, jamming, and generally causing chaos since her derby debut in 2019. These days, she's a certified Hard Knox staple and an absolute nightmare for anyone trying to avoid her on the track.

Off the track, she’s shaping the future of derby by coaching our junior team, the Hard Knox Hooligans 💚

Fast, fearless, and just a little bit feral - we wouldn’t have her any other way. Drop some birthday love for Smalls below! 💚🖤