Muddy Mouth Cards

Muddy Mouth Cards Handmade inappropriate greeting cards and gifts for absolutely every occasion. Inappropriate greeting cards for every occasion!

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Looks may be deceiving šŸ˜ (Iā€™ve received versions of this numerous time. I wonder what people think I should look likešŸ¤”)T...
09/10/2026

Looks may be deceiving šŸ˜ (Iā€™ve received versions of this numerous time. I wonder what people think I should look likešŸ¤”)
The always popular $2 Sale Event is happening now! Link in comments to shop $2 cards, stickers, magnets and more. Quantities are limited and theyā€™re moving fast already so shop soon!

Itā€™s the always popular annual $2 SALE!Link below to shop dozens of cards, stickers and gifts for just $2. Quantities li...
09/09/2026

Itā€™s the always popular annual $2 SALE!
Link below to shop dozens of cards, stickers and gifts for just $2. Quantities limited, shop early.
Spend $49+ for Free Shipping too!

Shop: https://muddymouthcards.com/collections/sale

09/08/2026

How much do I love that I dropped off just 6 p***s cards yesterday for the last few hours of the fair and they all sold? I love it very muchšŸ¤—
Thank you to everyone who came to support us at the Minnesota State Fair this year at the Homespun Events booth! So grateful to so many for choosing to support small businesses at the fair. Blue ribbons all around šŸŽ–ļø
{letā€™s hear it for the cooler overcast day for load outšŸ‘}

09/07/2026

With the tiny p***s being restocked I had to deliver just a few more to the fair. Just a handful available, stop by Homespun Events booth in the north end at the Minnesota State Fair today before theyā€™re gone!

The man in northern MN who used to make my tiny p***ses would ask if I wanted a hole drilled in the tip and it never fai...
09/07/2026

The man in northern MN who used to make my tiny p***ses would ask if I wanted a hole drilled in the tip and it never failed to make me smile :) He closed his biz but I hope he thinks of my orders of thousands of tiny p***ses and smiles too.
LAST DAY of our online sale. Save 20% with code BUTTER20 (p***s card is back in stock!). Sale ends Monday.

09/06/2026

I wasnā€™t going to post this because I look constipated but really itā€™s just a pinched nerve in my neck šŸ˜œ
Iā€™m working the Homespun Events booth today until 3p! Come see me in the north end near gate 2, but The Hangar and Pet Pavilion!

Contending for a top seller seat at the Minnesota State Fair! Will it make its first appearance in the top 3? Weā€™ll find...
09/04/2026

Contending for a top seller seat at the Minnesota State Fair! Will it make its first appearance in the top 3? Weā€™ll find out on Tues šŸ˜œ Stop by the Homespun Events booth in the north end near The Hangar and gate 2 to stock up on cards and stickers and lots lots more!
*Missed the fair? Shop us online and save 20% with code BUTTER20

Today is the day I stop trying to parent and work at the same time because my youngest is starting school. I made it! šŸ„¹šŸ„³...
09/03/2026

Today is the day I stop trying to parent and work at the same time because my youngest is starting school. I made it! šŸ„¹šŸ„³šŸ˜œ
More than 8 years ago I made the very hard decision to leave my steady, well paying job with benefits, with coworkers Iā€™m still obsessed with, to stay home and make cardsā€¦but mostly be a mom. I never pictured being a stay-at-home parent but damn do I consider myself incredibly lucky to have gotten to be home with my kids while building my company. I will miss my errand sidekicks, looking up new playgrounds near card retailers I need to visit, listening to them play Barbieā€™s outside my office and being the person who already knows how their day went because it was with me. But I know my youngest is ready to conquer the world in Kindergarten (sheā€™s already conquered our homešŸ˜œ) and I know Iā€™m ready to not work every night until 9pm!
Being home with kids and working was really hard and I wouldnā€™t trade it for anything. Truly.
Thanks for supporting this working mom šŸ«¶

while restocking at the fair. The comments at the fair sometimes feel more authentic because unlike an art show, they ...
09/02/2026

while restocking at the fair. The comments at the fair sometimes feel more authentic because unlike an art show, they donā€™t know that I make them (Since Homespun Events sells art from 24 different MN makers!), which is so fun for me šŸ¤—
Glad to be your official s**t dealer.

ā€œOh, thatā€™s good. I need that in bulk.ā€ -overheard while restocking Homespun Events Love when people find THE card. Espe...
09/02/2026

ā€œOh, thatā€™s good. I need that in bulk.ā€ -overheard while restocking Homespun Events
Love when people find THE card. Especially one like this that isnā€™t a common type but should be.

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