01/21/2026
HORSE JOKE: THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A HORSEWOMAN
The first man married a woman who loved dogs. He told her that she was to do the dishes and all of the house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and the dishes had all been washed and put away.
The second man married a woman who loved cats. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, wash the dishes and do all the cooking.
On the first day, he didn’t see any results, but the next day, he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and a huge dinner was on the table.
The third man married a woman who had horses. He ordered her to keep the house clean, do the dishes, mow the lawn, and to have a hot meal on the table every night.
He said he didn’t see anything the first day, and the second day, but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left eye. His arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees.
The moral of the story is when you spend time with animals that are up to ten times your size, you don’t take crap off anyone. 🤪🤣😂
