05/31/2026
River Kings Spring Merch Sale is ON!!
From Pete...
Spring Merch Store is Open! Please share! It has been the busiest spring of my life and that has been a great thing! Sorry to keep you all waiting a little longer than usual this year, but I just havent had the time or bandwidth to run the store until now. As usual, the merch sale proceeds will be going to
Feed the Hunger. Between the spring and fall merch sales, we will be able to sponsor our annual packathon with FTH sometime just before Christmas. This is where we use these funds to sponsor the ingredients and then get together and pack tens of thousands of meals that are then sent all over the world to provide hot meals to hungry people. FTH frequently works with schools in the most destitute of areas and those meals are, often times, the only meal they receive that day. Everytime you see RK merch, you are basically looking at the vehicle that allows us to help send food all over the world.
In addition to feeding hungry kids, we are also taking care of you. Our extensive R&D program has produced unmatched marketing technology. RK merch is guaranteed to make you more attractive, smarter, stronger and funnier to everyone around you. You will be the life of the party and the center of attention everywhere you go. If you are an introvert, RK apparel acts like a force field that will repel unwanted human interaction and turn you into an unnoticeable fly on the wall. Either way, your life will be exponentially better when wearing RK merch. Our merch is suitable for all social situations from lawn-mowing to weddings.
Also, in addition to the regular RK merch, there is a small offering of Hawfields Soccer championship apparel. This is for anyone that is interested in supporting a wonderful girl's soccer program. Proceeds from those items will be going to the soccer booster program at Hawfields Middle where my daughter Ryan plays. She is a rising 8th grader. She and her teammates are already putting in the work for a 3-peat district championship. I have had the amazing opportunity to help coach Ryan and the other girls there and appreciate any and all the support we can get! These girls can play and deserve all the recognition and support they can get!
Thanks for your support!!
Onward!
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