Texoma Roller Derby

08/04/2026

Our August Skater of the Month is….

Jacie Voorhees!

Here are the things her teammates have to say about her:

Jacie has been working hard on and off the track since TXORD started. She continues to be an inspiration to all of us and has the best attitude-bonus, she’s really funny! She is always willing to help out and push herself to be better while making us smile.

Jacie Voorhees is a powerhouse and love being in a wall with her! She is a beast on the track and the sweetest off the track!

So excited for you Jacie!!! You are an inspiration. You’re an excellent blocker and you’re really good at jamming. I love being your teammate and your friend.❤️ 😘

BEST BLOCKER B***Y IN THE BIZ!

08/04/2026

🎉🔥 Happy Birthday to our wild child, #228 Chaotic Cuban! 🔥🎉

If you've ever met Cuban, you know one thing is guaranteed... you'll know she's in the room! And if somehow you don't, don't worry—she'll make sure you do. 😂

She's fierce, loud, unapologetically herself, and somehow manages to make every room, every practice, and every after-party just a little more exciting. She's always ready for a photo, always ready for an adventure, and always brings the energy wherever she goes.

On the track, her skating has come such a long way. She's grown into a fearless force and a b***y you definitely don't want to hit. She skates with heart, determination, and just the right amount of chaos that makes her so much fun to watch.

Never stop being fearless. Never stop loving with your whole heart. And never stop being the loud, spicy Cuban we've all come to know and love.

Happy Birthday, Cuban! 🇨🇺 Here's to another year of big hits, bigger laughs, and making memories we'll never forget. ❤️🖤🤍 🎂🥳

— Your Texoma Roller Derby Family

08/03/2026

08/01/2026

Good evening Texoma!!

We have a winner for our contest to win 4 Free Tickets to our bout Sunday 8/2 at 3pm!!!

Our winner is… 🥁🥁🥁
Jennifer Roberts aka Smash and Bash!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 Congratulations! We can wait to see you on Sunday!!!

Thank you to everyone who participated and hope to see you all on Sunday trackside! 🛼🤘🏻🔥

🎉 🎟️ WIN 4 FREE TICKETS! 🎟️

Want to experience the hard hits, fast action, and excitement of Texoma Roller Derby on August 2nd?
Here's your chance to win 4 tickets to our next home bout!
📍Fannin County Multi-Purpose Complex Bonham, Tx

To enter:
🛼 Like this post
🔄 Share this post (make sure it's public so we can see it!)
❤️ Tag Texoma Roller Derby
👥 Tag 3 friends you'd bring to the bout!
💥 In the comments, tell us: If you had a roller derby name, what would it be?

We can't wait to see how creative you get!

One lucky winner will receive 4 tickets to bring their friends or family to the bout!

🏆 Winner will be announced July 31st!

Good luck, and we'll see you trackside! ❤️🖤🤍

07/31/2026

Big Thank You to our skaters Chaotic Cuban and Peter Pandemonium for representing us on KXII-TV with Caroline Fletcher! 😊❤️🛼

07/31/2026

🎉 Happy Birthday to our incredible Coach, #33 Slam Payne! 🎉
Today we're celebrating the woman who helps make Texoma Roller Derby stronger every single practice.
Slam Payne is one of the toughest skaters in the league and a true brick wall on the track. But what really sets her apart is what she brings off the track. Her patience, outstanding communication, and genuine passion for helping every skater grow make her an irreplaceable part of our league.
She never leaves a teammate behind, always finds a way to encourage us to push a little harder, and somehow manages to make every workout and obstacle course challenge us to become stronger, quicker, and more confident on our skates.
Thank you for believing in every one of us, for investing your time and energy into this team, and for making us better athletes and better teammates.
We hope your birthday is as strong, inspiring, and unforgettable as you are.
❤️🖤 🤍Happy Birthday, Slam Payne! #33 ❤️🖤🤍 From your Texoma Roller Derby family!

07/28/2026

Good morning Texoma!! Happy Tuesday!!

We’re in need of a Food Truck vendor for our upcoming game on 8/2! If you’re interested please send us an email with your menu at [email protected] 🍔🌮🍕

07/24/2026

🤘🎉 Happy Birthday to our very own #333 BTG – Black Tooth Grin! 🎉🤘

From the moment BTG hits the track, it's pure domination. As one of our incredible trainers and a phenomenal pivot, she's always ready to lock down the pack and stand as the last line of defense. When the pressure is on, she's the one you want holding the line.
She skates with grit, determination, and a whole lot of heart. Off the track, she's one of TXORD's biggest momma bears—always looking out for her teammates, cheering them on, and reminding us what being a derby family is all about. Her heart of gold is just as legendary as her game.
A broken leg may have put her on the bench for now, but anyone who knows BTG knows she's counting down the minutes until she's back doing what she loves. This setback won't keep her down for long.
Today, we celebrate one of the toughest, kindest, most badass skaters around. Turn the volume up, throw on some Pantera, and help us wish #333 Black Tooth Grin the happiest birthday! Here's to a year full of healing, heavy hits, and getting back to the track where you belong.
Happy Birthday, BTG! We love you!
❤️🖤🤍🤘

07/23/2026

Huge Thank You to Brian and Skatelands of America in Denison for letting us rent the rink for practice last night!! 🙌🏻🛼❤️