06/16/2026
Meet our official mascot of the Maryland MAYHEM:
Maximus “Max” MAYHEM🦀⚡
A few fun facts about Max:
🦀 Favorite snacks: DelRays and Cape Cod Sharks…served with Old Bay of course!
⚡ Favorite weather: torrential Florida Storms!
👑Secret Ambition: to be crowned King (the Royals have filed a complaint)
🔥Least favorite forecast: extreme Heat
🕺 Favorite dance: crab shuffle over the Crushers
❄️Natural Enemy: catastrophic Blizzards
🌊 Favorite pastime: catching waves through the NC Breakers
🏓 Favorite pickleball shot: The Nasty Clawson
😬 Biggest fear: Maryland crab cakes (for obvious reasons)
🎯 Life goal: To out-ball The Ballers
📣 Favorite saying: “if you’re not making a little MAYHEM then you’re not trying hard enough!”
See you all soon! 🦀💪🔥
-mascot
