Cleveland Mediocre Golf Association

06/02/2026

Medios! We have less than two weeks until the MGA taking place on Saturday, June 13th at beautiful St. Denis Golf Club! As of today, we have less than 50 golfers signed up! If you're planning on participating, please get signed up asap for me!

https://mgatour.com/events/cleveland-mga-2026 -reg

See you all soon!

PLEASE SEND YOUR PAYPAL PAYMENTS IN VIA "FRIENDS AND FAMILY" or "SEND TO SOMEONE YOU TRUST" OPTIONS. I can't accept payment with PayPal Protection, and will have to refund you a smaller amount than you sent due to PayPal taking out fees. If the course allows me to adjust the final player count the d...

05/17/2026

The drama. The intrigue. The Bastards!

As many of you know, our 2026 Bastards took place yesterday and we officially crowned a new champion! Congrats to Cody Scott, who shot a 90 to seal up the victory. Even though we kicked those tee boxes up, the scores indicated a difficult day for Medios!

And in true mediocre fashion, the win wasn’t without drama. A tough break for fellow rookie Medio, Torren Stanton who was prematurely crowned champion after scores indicated the early win. After further review of the scorecards, Cody did in fact nudge out Torren. Cody’s scorecard read 90 and all the scores added up correctly, but the front and back nines were not marked correctly on the score card.

Please send a congrats to our new champion, Cody, and also condolences to our boy Torren.

Thanks to everyone who came out yesterday, and be sure to check the website scores for any issues!

05/16/2026

It’s BASTARDS Day!

05/14/2026

CHECK YOUR EMAILS! A new Mediocre Missive just dropped. Right in time for the BASTARDS!

05/09/2026

It's with great honor that I share our 2026 Breakfast of Bastards menu, served in honor of Tony Wright.

Also, I'm extending the deadline for signups to SUNDAY! Lets get Fowler's Mill packed!

https://mgatour.com/events/cleveland-bastards-2026

05/07/2026

You are all hostilely invited!

We are just NINE days away from the 2026 Bastards!

Registration closes tomorrow, so if you want a shot at the Volt Jacket, now is the time to sign up: https://mgatour.com/events/cleveland-bastards-2026