06/01/2026
DRIVER PROFILE Brian Mills
Brian personifies what we aim to achieve with this series. He is a grown adolescent with strong adulting skills who is really just trying to have as much fun as he can before the monkeys catch him. He has already collected two wins in the early season and fields a top 5 kart every week. He also threw $200 dollars into the purse for this go-round and you better believe he's gonna want some of it back!
Brian Mills
Nickname: The Buster Highman Show
Hometown: Deposit NY via Cherry Hill NJ
Date of Birth: I’m old
410 Class
Kart Number: 75
Chassis Year, Make, Model: Trick/Olympic Monster
Sponsors: M.R.F. Tompkins Bluestone
Racing Experience: I usually get to the pits, make a bunch of jokes with my friends, race, pretend to fix whatever it was “in the setup” that made me suck, race again, drink some beers and make more jokes. That’s my typical “racing experience”. I’ve done that for a long time.
Previous Wins, Championships: About 8 pages of winning setups and 300 or so that didn’t in the binder. 2004 Grand Prix of Miami (Ohio) winner
Current Team: Whoever has the best food spread in the pits.
Pit Crew Members: Cameron and whoever was unfortunate enough to park next to us.
Social Media Links: Look for me in the background of other people’s Instagram!
Hobbies/Interests Outside of Racing: Building bumpers and bars for you animals (M.R.F.), fixing broken things, and I like to yell at little kids (youth coach in whatever sport the last coach went crazy during and quit)
Additional comments, Inspirational quote, tagline
“I know they’re cheating, because I’m cheating, and they’re beating me” - Richard Petty
Little Known Fact: Brian Is famous/ infamous in academic circles for his attempts at what he calls "Kartology" wherein he inserts the sport into various scientific pursuits. Here he can be seen fleeing the site of his anthropological research; the Fakawi tribal palace, after a failed attempt at wooing the chieftan's daughter.
Original Photo Credit: sppix
