06/04/2026
STORY TIME! (I posted to and the people have questions)
I came home yesterday afternoon to a stack of packages on my porch. Not unusual. When I went to pick them up, I noticed a note on one of the boxes (pic 1). It said “popcorn and lobster in mailbox. Please clear it for delivery tomorrow.” 🤔 Was this box previously used and the popcorn and lobster doesn’t apply to me? Someone sent me lobster and the mail carrier doesn’t want it to spoil?
So I go check.
Lobster tail on a bed of popcorn. In. The.
Mailbox. Now I’m even more confused.
So I go inside and say to James “I’m going to say words that seem like they don’t make sense, but I can assure you I mean exactly what I say. Someone left a lobster and popcorn in our mailbox…would any of your friends be responsible?” His face: 😵💫
I need answers. I’m not mad. It’s hilarious. Who? Why? What was the thought process? Did you have the lobster tail on hand or did you go buy it just for the gag? PLEASE come forward. 🤣🤣
Maybe next time put it on ice so we can have it for dinner. 🦞🍿