Cato for President

Cato for President I am running for president because I can.

02/09/2020

Cato does this with large dogs

Bacon, Brussels sprouts and figs......I cannot even wait to try this one over the weekend........
02/09/2017

Bacon, Brussels sprouts and figs......I cannot even wait to try this one over the weekend........

This recipe is by Mark Bittman and takes 40 minutes. Tell us what you think of it at The New York Times - Dining - Food.

07/24/2015

I am getting ready to be inducted into the Hall of the Infamous by getting my platninum blonde wig styled tommorrow in San Franicsco......come and see me won't you at the Color Design Salon just across the street from the Nespresso store? I will sit in your lap and perform a lap dance on the champaign court.....I have a maganum of Schramsberg sparkling rose......me, in pink and platinum!

My friend and super model Baxter has gone to the big cat box in the sky.......I am sooo sorry that the world has lost hi...
06/20/2015

My friend and super model Baxter has gone to the big cat box in the sky.......I am sooo sorry that the world has lost his sparkle....

How many presidential candidates have this type of passion?
04/19/2015

How many presidential candidates have this type of passion?

I would rather run!
04/16/2015

I would rather run!

Protect your beloved cat from all that threaten its furry nine lives! Etsy shop Schnabuble, purveyor of fine human wear, created a $500 suit of armour for

What do you think of this logo?
04/15/2015

What do you think of this logo?

Today, I am announcing my candidacy for President of the United States. I can legally do this because the SCOTUS has dec...
04/01/2015

Today, I am announcing my candidacy for President of the United States. I can legally do this because the SCOTUS has declared all cats as human beings with the rights of those creatures......I will need over $43 billion to get this accomplished......IM me and we can make arrangements for your extra cash......also, it is my 11th birthday.....make a contribution to my candidacy today!

From my body of work
03/10/2015

From my body of work

05/24/2011

If nominated, I will run. If elected, I will serve. I want to be the first presidential candidate to sit in your lap!

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