07/15/2026
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Erling Haaland came to Texas for soccer and left with a taxidermy raccoon and two stuffed squirrels.
Most tourists leave Texas with a T-shirt, some barbecue sauce, and maybe a refrigerator magnet. Haaland apparently walked into the store and said, βGive me the entire woodland crime family.β
The raccoon looks like the leader, and the squirrels look like they know where the money is buried.
Somewhere in Norway, three pieces of Texas taxidermy are about to become the most confusing conversation starters in Europe.
Texas did not just send Haaland home with souvenirs.
We gave him a raccoon, two squirrels, and a story nobody is ever going to top. π€ π¦πΏοΈπΏοΈ