02/14/2026
My first coach: “Carl, stop being so metaphoric, nobody knows what you’re talking about”
Me: “🖕” and also my mercury in pisces...”😢”
And—
my copy didn’t convert.
I was trying to sell MAGIC containers from just embodiment and energetics without a damn clue how to actually market magic.
So I threw myself into mastering copywriting.
I’ve spend the same about of YEARS rejecting copywriting because it steals my magic, doesn’t sound like me or just point blank feels awful.
As a fellow mystic who’s 100% devoted to ONLY working in alignment with my truth AND who’s learned HOW to write copy that converts without losing my shiiiiiiiiiiii....
Here’s whats up:
👉 You can be mythic af and still write copy that converts WITHOUT LOSING YOUR SOULLLL.
But I was unclear about my who, why and even what, so my message was unclear and my clients couldn’t get clear on what they would even hire me for. SO THEY DIDNT.
Ok so speed up to present day:
I’ve successfully integrated all of my laborious, boring ad and expensive copy studies into a language for witchy rebels that lets me keep my f bombs, my metaphors (cuz let’s be real when you’re magic you LITERALLY WORK IN METAPHOR) my style, my steeze and my soul —
Now—
I drop a hook line and sinker and fill programs before doors open.
This to that:
❌ Heal your money wounds”
to
✅ “Pull $11k out of the sky so you can pay for that shamanic retreat in California in June.”
❌ “Regulate your nervous system”
✅ “have ‘blow your mind’ orgasms”,
“wear that slinky red dress and blow yourself kisses in the mirror”,
“launch the damn program that’s been sitting in your notes app for a year”.
Inside of the Ignite Your Biz Challenge you get my hands on, weirdo, poetic, romantic, metaphoric writer heart AND my copywriting master brain ALL OVER YOUR COPY.
If you’ve struggled to get your mythic, mystic and magical work into words that drop clients into your dms and your bank account, THIS IS THE ROOM FOR YOU.
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