09/03/2026
🎳TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE LEAGUES🎳
Twas the night before leagues, when all through lanes,
Not a bowling ball was stirring, not a pearl, solid, or urethane!
The new pins were loaded in the setters with care,
In hopes that they would bring more strikes, or even a spare!
The bowlers were home all snug in their beds,
While visions of $2 Schnapps Shots danced in their heads!
And Maddy in her apron, and Claire in her cap,
Had just figured out the menu and what’s new on tap!
Very soon, the center will be filled with such a clatter,
And the BLG staff will make sure there’s nothing the matter!
Whether they’re good bowlers or bad, all of them will try,
To all of them we say, ‘Good luck and good bowling, and let the pins fly!”
