08/19/2026
Long, long ago, the Mala people were living around Uluį¹u.
Mala means a little hare-wallaby. Cute little thing, really.
Anyway, the Mala people were having a ceremony. And apparently when you start one of these ceremonies, youāre supposed to finish it. You canāt just say, āWell, something else came up,ā and leave.
Then some people from way out west sent them an invitation. They wanted the Mala to come over and join their ceremony.
But the Mala said no.
Not because they were rude.
They just already had a ceremony going.
Seems reasonable to me.
Well, the people out west did not think it was reasonable.
They got very angry.
And instead of maybe talking about it, they sent a giant evil spirit dog named Kurpany to Uluį¹u.
That escalated pretty quickly.
Now Kurpany wasnāt just a regular dog.
He could change himself into things.
A tree. A rock. A bird.
Which seems like an awful lot of trouble for a dog, but I suppose evil spirit dogs have their ways.
There was a Kingfisher Woman named Luunpa, and she saw Kurpany coming.
She tried to warn everybody.
She basically said there was something terrible headed their way.
But nobody listened.
Sometimes people donāt listen until the giant supernatural dog is practically standing in the yard.
And sure enough, Kurpany arrived.
He attacked the Mala and killed many of the men.
Everybody else ran south away from Uluį¹u.
And that was the end of the ceremony.
But it wasnāt really the end of the story.
Because the Aį¹angu say Luunpa is still there, watching.
And Kurpany left his footprints on Uluį¹u.
So today you can walk around that enormous red rock and see places where the story lives in the land.
Tonight, I sat in the Australian desert drinking wine and eating dinner while 1,200 drones put the whole thing back into the sky. Including the giant devil dog.
Australia sure does have a way of telling you a bedtime story.