•Pole Fitness and Dance instructor
•Floorwork and sensual movement specialist
•Burlesque and aerial performer/producer
⬆️ And that’s just in my free time.
Primarily a Chiropractor to those with hypermobility
-This is my only Facebook account!-
08/09/2026
I’m autistic and simply trying to understand. This is not rhetorical. I’m legitimately asking- what is wrong with you?
These men are the reason other men are so frustrated that we don’t want them. 🍆 is abundant and cheap and you guys somehow keep lowering the value. People offer to pay me for pictures of my areas. I simply don’t understand.
04/09/2026
Going to the lake to avoid my problems. (Laundry. It’s just laundry)
27/08/2026
POV: you ask the sea witch for legs and quickly realize land isn’t for you, so you wish to return to the water 🧜♀️
25/08/2026
In the infamous words of Daniel Tosh- “money doesn’t buy happiness? It buys a JetSki. Try to frown on. JetSki”
24/08/2026
My least favorite part about leaving the lake and returning to land is I can’t just p*e whenever I want anymore 🙄
23/08/2026
There’s still a little more summer left 💕 water is my happy place
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