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01/03/2017

QN: If you are given a chance to travel back through ages, what will you do?
MUGABE: I will go back to 1946 and find Donald Trump's father and give him a condom!!!

30/01/2017

A frenchman was on tour in one of the African countries and after a days' long tiredness, he decided to get a lady to hung out with!
(guess you know what happened after)
The next day the frenchman was at the airport travellind back to france when he saw the lady he enjoyed the previous night.
he shouted at the lady and said ''la' dollar la fakee!!'
the woman replied to him that "la p***y la AIDS".
WHO WON?

22/12/2016

Some few years ago me and my friends were pursuing a medicine course at the university.
during the last test before graduation the lecturer gave us a word (PSENI) to re-arrange into a sensitive part of the body before our names would be handed over to the univesity chancellor for graduation. afew of our friends who rearranged it as SPINE are now powerful medical doctors whereas the majority of us who wrote what you were thinking are busy suffering!!!

23/08/2016

Back full board we give information about all activies, news and entertainment in every campus in uganda.

12/04/2016

*****UNIVERSITY*****
A group of four(4) students at a university decided to go n party all weekend yet they had exams on Monday. They decided to play a trick to decive the Lecturer. They smeared grease all over their hands n went to the Lecturer at 9am, 30mins to end of exam. 'why are u not in for the exam?', asked the Lecturer.
Sir, we went for a wedding yesterday and on our way back the car broke down at night n we have been struggling all night not untill now as u can see all our bodies dirty with grease. So we beg u give us the exam on another day.', one of the students explained.
The lecturer agreed n told them to come early on wednesday to his office so that they are served with the exam.
They decided to go n read hard that monday n Tuesday.
Early on wednesday morning they went to the Lecture's office. The lecturer put the four of them in different rooms n servrd them with the exam. The questions were as below,
1. Whose wedding had u gone to attend?(25mrks)
2. Where did the reception take place?(25mrks)
3. Where did the break down of the car take place?(25mrks)
4. What type of car broke down n which part of the car exactly?(25mrks)
END
Guess u knw how many marks each person earned..

21/03/2016

NewWeekGist;
Last sunday, Kush came back home from the church. He sat alone and quiet in the living room.
This was so unusual that his wife decided to ask what happened.
Wife: Darling, why are you so quiet today.
Kush: Am still thinking about what the pastor said in the church today.
Wife: What is it?
Kush: The pastor confessed that he slept with all the married and single women in the church except only one married lady who did't accept.
Wife: That might be Mrs. Elias, she always thinks that she is everything.
Kush fainted...

16/03/2016

**LIFE at VACATION**
Episode6. am going to be thrown away 4rom this hostel yet rooms in Lira are f**king expensive. Kella moved out to talk to her mom, I could'nt understand coz they were using their native language.
Amidst my thoughts, she came inside. "What's up?" I asked. "She said that they are going for End Of Year fist for workers of their firm" Kella replied. "Were u scared?"....alittle bit, I replied. She smiled.
Aren't u botherd wat might happen ur mum saw us lyk dis? She looked my eyes n' said "she is not my mother, I lost my mum wen I was a kid n' grew up here wit my aunt." Fyn but remember ur future lies in ur hands not ur aunt, I said wit grief.
"Dat's so sweet, you're really nice"
I smiled n' we continued 4rm where we left. Finally we both were exhausted.
I laid on bed thinking of nothing else than Joan J, "Is she really into me n' is she expecting me at the show?".
Thinking of another lady yet one was lying besides me could be strange to others but to me....
ToBeContinued

13/03/2016

Christine recently found a loaded dude n decided to chuck Hoodz. She wrote a letter to Hoodz that read "I've found somebody else who is better than u n i no longer love u. Please send back all my photos.thks. X-tine."
Hoodz in reply sent back an envelope containing 50 photos of different girls with a small chit reading, "I don't remember ur face so pick ur photos n send back the rest. Hoodz".
am only wondering wat might have happened to X-tine.

11/03/2016

A lady called me earlier today.
Lady: Excuse me Sir, I want to meet you and talk to you.
Me: Do you know me?
Lady: Yes, you are a father of one of my kids.
Me: Ok, are you Sharon?
Lady: No!
Me: Are you Sandra?
Lady: No!
Me: Are you Marionne?
Lady: No
Me: Ehh, are you Fortunate?
Lady: No
Me: Hmmn, are you Geneviv?
Lady: No!!
Me: Are you Winnie?
Lady: (becomes confused), hmmm!
Me: Do you still love me? Where is your home?
Lady: I am the teacher of your child.

11/03/2016

LifeAtVacation Continues

03/03/2016

**LIFE at VACATION**
Episode5.she was lookin' steamy hot dat her feminity filled da room. She was aware of her effects on me. She sat on da bed besides me n' said she's ready any of my move 'n nubially smiled. "You look wonderful...... I said while touching her cheeks." "There You Go" I added. I then slipped to her chest, there were strands ov hair. "I like hairs on gals' chest, I lied. "Realy?" yess, "do u know wat else I lyke?" I asked as I gently slid down ma hands to da ni***es. She let out aloud moun as I squeeze it lighty. I reached down 4 my wallet, removed 2cheap gold circles n' kept on da bed as my mouth was burried on da breast. I pulled down her pants, grabbed one gold circle, tore it open, wore on den. I could feel da wetness ov holy bush.
"Kella!"
Oh Ma Gosh, her mom had called her 4rm da front of my door. Her pants on bed, used condom on da floor n' da door unbolt. I'm finished, for I knew dat dis silly sex-capades will land me in trouble one day! what do I mean.......
ToBeContinued.

03/03/2016

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