13/05/2026
Here are some funny jokes for you 😄
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts.
I told my phone I needed a break…
Now it keeps showing me vacation ads.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
My wallet is like an onion…
Opening it makes me cry.
Teacher: “Why are you late?”
Student: “Because of the sign.”
Teacher: “What sign?”
Student: “The one that says ‘School Ahead, Go Slow.’”
I tried to eat a clock yesterday…
It was very time-consuming.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Parallel lines have so much in common…
It’s sad they’ll never meet.
I asked the gym trainer if he could teach me to do splits.
He asked, “How flexible are you?”
I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
😂 Want dark jokes, dad jokes, relationship jokes, or African-style funny jokes?