25/11/2025
From Ibong Football Club – Magwi ⚽
Today we celebrate Otto Dominic, otherwise known as Atomic – the only man in South Sudan who turns his birthday into a National Geographic documentary! 😂😂
According to his own official records:
✅ He collects teeth from live lions (our defenders want training! 🦁)
✅ Jogged up and down Got Lotii & Got Okire the way our wingers run the touchline
✅ Held his breath underwater for 2 months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 4 minutes & 45 seconds – even our goalkeeper cannot hold the ball that long 😅
✅ Stole a swimming pool, painted the Red Sea red, and travelled the world in one day 🌍
✅ First man to land on the sun – no wonder he is always hot on the mic.
✅ Speaks 1,452 languages – including VAR and referee language
✅ And a cobra died after biting him. Even snakes fear the man! 🐍😆
His only weakness?
He failed to kill 100 bears with one punch…
Only 99 died. The last one is still confused 😭
From heaven where he went to charge his phone,
to every pitch and event he has blessed as an MC—
Atomic remains a national treasure of jokes, talent, and pure entertainment.
From all of us at Ibong Football Club Magwi,
we say:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ATOMIC!
May you live another 110 years so we can continue enjoying your madness, your humour, and your unstoppable energy!