01/07/2026
Our World Cup match winner predictor.
We have had the octopus in the 2010, a sea turtle in 2014, a Japanese octopus in 2018 and otters in 2022.
For the remainder of 2026 World Cup, our predictions are going to be based on food. We know that not everyone is interested in football/soccer/roley-poley theatrics but everyone likes food.
We are going to use the national dish of each country to determine the outcome of each game. Of course it will be flawed as we all have our own biases when it comes to food.
Disclaimer - if you are relying on our picks for betting purposes, please note that our palate and food preferences do not always equate with our analysis of football matches.
So here are our picks for the next few games:
England – fish n chips at lunch; chicken tikka at dinner
Vs
Congo – Moambe Chicken - a rich, flavorful stew made by braising chicken in a thick, velvety sauce. The key ingredient is moambe—an oily, nutty pulp or butter extracted from African oil palm nuts.
Our pick: England
Belgium – mussels and fries, beer, chocolate
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Senegal – Thieboudienne. Translated as “rice with fish” in the Wolof language, it consists of flavorful fish and broken jasmine rice simmered in a rich tomato sauce, served with a bounty of local vegetables like cassava, sweet potato, cabbage, and eggplant
Our pick: Belgium. The Senegalese dish sounds pretty good though, so it’s probably going to extra time and possibly penalties.
USA – burgers, hotdogs, bbq, apple pie
Vs
Bosnia and Herzegovina – Ćevapi, a beloved street food consisting of small, skinless grilled sausages made from minced beef or a blend of beef and lamb. Served with Pita. They also have a grilled platter that looks more than ok.
Our pick – USA
What are your picks and are you basing them on boring pundits or do you have your own method? What’s your method?
Good luck and bon appetite!