22/10/2026
🍂🍺 PORTO INVICTA WINTER HASH RUNS! 🍺🍂
🥶 Too cold to run? Too bad!
🛌 Too comfy in bed? Get your lazy arse out of it!
🎅 Santa is coming, and he won’t find you hiding under the duvet!
Winter is knocking, the trails are calling, and the b**r is waiting! It’s time to shake off those winter blues, put on your running shoes (or whatever you can find in the dark), and come out to enjoy the fresh air, muddy trails, questionable shortcuts, and the usual Hashing mischief.
And don’t worry, Hashers — nobody expects you to run fast. Just try to keep up with the pack, follow the flour (or pretend you know where you’re going), and save enough energy for the all-important après-Hash refreshments! 🍻
📅 SAVE THESE DATES — NO EXCUSES!
🏃 Run #48 — November 7
🍂 Run #49 — December 5
🎄 Run #50 — December 19 — THE CHRISTMAS RUN! 🎅
Expect winter vibes, festive nonsense, plenty of Hashing madness, and perhaps a special visit from the jolly old fat man himself. Ho ho ho… ON ON!
So, don’t be a Couch Potato Hash Bastard! Get off your backside, dust off your trainers, and join the Porto Invicta Hash House Harriers for some winter fun.
Remember: There’s no such thing as bad weather — only inappropriate clothing and insufficient b**r! 🍺
ON ON, YOU MISERABLE LOT! 🏃♂️🍻🎅
