29/04/2026
The great annual battle for the Bone of Contention is upon us this Saturday, marking your final chance to grace the green before it goes into winter hibernation for renovations.
This year we’re throwing the doors open – Social Members, Full Members, anyone with a pulse and a vague sense of humour is welcome. No club colours needed.
Please gather at the club at 1:00pm for a 1:30pm start. The format will be decided on the day, and we aim to wrap up around 4:30pm so we can all settle in for the AFC Semi Final afterwards.
Now, the big twist. In previous years it’s been Kiwis vs Immigrants. This year we’re going with something far more dangerous: age-based rivalry.
Introducing:
The Vintage Legends – seasoned, wise, creaky in the knees but deadly on the draw.
The Young Guns – energetic, fast, and still able to stand up without making sound effects.
Nature has already assigned you to your team
After the battle concludes, the bar will be open for a few frothies and the retelling of events that definitely didn’t happen the way they’ll be described.