12/11/2024
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1" A Girl Searched 0n (Google) I'm 19 & I'm prฤgnant. How do I tell my parents?
Google: If you can open your legs, then why not your mouth?๐๐๐คฃ
2" *You see that tiny feelings you usually have when a man is touching you, that's your sense leaving your body ooh*๐
3" There is no record of a female angel in the bible.. Ladies if any guy calls you Angel,, trust me he is a Fฤlse prophet.... ๐
4" Some girls once they get married, every other girl becomes a rลซns girl. meanwhile they were in active service before they retired.๐๐คฃ
5" I don't understand some ladies๐ญ oh how can u be telling a married man ๐คตto promise u not to break ๐ ur heart, My Dear if he can chฤat on his own wife ๐ฐ My Sister who are u???
Make I mind my business ๐
Laughing boi wit the vibes
6" I hฤte men who ask a lady from a group to hit their inbox๐๐.
Ladies if you also hฤte this kind of men please inbox me and let discuss what to do about those men? I hฤte Nรธnsense ๐
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7" Confusiรธn Is when you Stรธle a meat from the pot and forgot whether the Pot was Fully Covered 0r Half Covered๐๐
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8" My crush just posted a new pic, please help me with the spelling of Gojas
As in "you look Gojas"๐๐
9" No matter how a lady smiles inside a bus๐, i won't smile back๐until she pays her transport fare ๐๐๐
10" People will always pronounce Nurse as Nerse, Until there is an emergency in D hospital U will be hearing Nosu, Nosu ooo๐๐คฃ๐๐
11" If you want measure someone's strength, try and push the toilet door while they are still using it.๐๐คฃ
12" If you like snap pics of you pounding fufu or fetching fire wood, they already know who to marry. Wife materials everywhere....๐๐คฃ
13" You are busy saying heartbrฤak is pฤinful, has padlock fell on your leg before?๐๐
14" I am proud to be a member of FACEBOOK FREE MODE ASSOCIATION (FFMA), our motor is SEE PICTURES LATER ๐ any member here๐๐คฃ
15"GODY stop asking for my account number, I have a boyfrie
