24/09/2025
https://www.facebook.com/100041344517946/posts/1673324914055643/
In the days of old, when animals spoke the language of men and the sky was close enough to touch on a clear day, there lived a tortoise named Mbe. Mbe was known throughout the land not for his speed, for he had none, but for his cunning mind and a belly that was never, ever full. His neighbour was Asa, the hawk, whose sharp eyes and swift wings made him the king of the skies. They were neighbours, but they were not friends, for pride and cunning rarely mix well.
One morning, a scent more wonderful than any on Earth drifted down from the heavens. It was the aroma of roasted celestial yams, spicy star-fruit stew, and the sweet perfume of cloud-nectar. The Sky-Dwellers were hosting a magnificent feast, and they had invited all the creatures with wings to join them.
Asa preened his feathers, feeling very important. He flapped his mighty wings and soared in joyful circles, boasting to all who would listen. "I am off to the feast in the sky! Only the worthy are invited!"
Mbe the tortoise heard this from his hiding place under a cocoyam leaf. His mouth watered and his stomach rumbled a jealous song. How could he, a creature of the earth, attend a feast in the sky? The thought of missing such a meal was more painful than the weight of his own shell. And so, a plan began to form in his clever mind.
He slowly ambled over to Asa's perch. "Ah, my great friend Asa!" he began, his voice dripping with false admiration. "The prince of the air! I hear you are dining with the spirits of the sky tonight. What an honour!"
Asa puffed out his chest. "Indeed, Mbe. It is a party for those of us who can... you know... fly."
"Of course, of course," Mbe said, nodding his head slowly. "It is just a shame. I have been asked by my ancestors to deliver a special message of gratitude to the Sky-Dwellers, but alas, I have no wings." He sighed dramatically. "The feast will surely be less joyful without a proper thank you from the creatures of the land."
Asa, being proud and wanting the feast to be perfect in every way, was intrigued. "A message, you say?"
"Yes," Mbe said. "And besides, we have a custom here on Earth. When visiting a new and important kingdom, all guests take on a new name for the occasion, to show humility and respect. It would be rude not to."
This sounded very grand and proper to Asa. "A new name? What a fine custom! What shall you be called, should I deign to carry you?"
Mbe smiled a secret smile. "You may call me... 'All-Of-You'."
Asa scoffed. "A strange name. But very well. And I shall be called 'King of the Skies'!"
And so, it was agreed. Asa gripped Mbe's shell in his powerful talons, and with a mighty flap of his wings, they ascended into the heavens.
When they arrived, the sight was breathtaking. The clouds were tables, the stars were lanterns, and the hosts, shimmering with soft light, greeted them warmly. All the birds of the air were there – the eagle, the parrot, the owl, all chattering with excitement.
The head Sky-Dweller clapped his hands of light. "Welcome, welcome! Before we begin, what are your names, newcomers?"
Asa stepped forward proudly. "I am 'King of the Skies'!"
Then Mbe shuffled forward. "And I," he said humbly, "am 'All-Of-You'."
The hosts found the name peculiar but welcomed them all the same. The first course was brought out – a mountain of fluffy, pounded star-yam. The host announced in a booming voice, "This delicious food is for all of you!"
Before any other bird could dip its beak, Mbe stepped forward and blocked the platter. "Did you hear that?" he declared. "The host said this food is for 'All-Of-You'. That is my name! It is all for me!"
The birds squawked in confusion and anger, but the Sky-Dwellers were bound by their hospitality and their words. Grumbling, they watched as Mbe devoured the entire mountain of yam, his belly already beginning to swell.
Next, a river of shimmering palm wine from the moon was brought forth. "This sweet drink," the host announced, trying to be more specific, "is for our guests... for all of you!"
"Ah, for me again!" shouted Mbe, and he waddled over and drank until the river ran dry.
This continued for every course. The pepper soup, the roasted plantain, the honeyed cakes. Each time the hosts presented the food for "all of you," Mbe claimed it as his own, eating and drinking until his shell was stretched taut like a drum and he could barely move.
The other birds, especially Asa, were starving and furious. Their stomachs were empty and their hearts were full of rage. Asa had carried the trickster on his back only to be shamed and starved.
When the feast was over, Mbe, groaning with fullness, turned to Asa. "My good friend, 'King of the Skies'," he belched. "It is time to return to Earth. My legs are a bit tired."
Asa's eyes narrowed to slits of fury. "Of course, 'All-Of-You'," he hissed. He grabbed the heavy tortoise and launched into the sky.
When they were high above the earth, so high that the trees looked like tiny green needles, Asa said, "Mbe, are you holding on tight?"
"Yes, my friend!" Mbe replied smugly.
"Good," Asa screeched, and he suddenly did a sharp barrel roll.
Mbe, heavy and clumsy, lost his grip and went tumbling down, down, down from the sky. As he fell, he saw his wife in his compound far below. "My wife! My wife!" he cried. "Bring out all the soft things in the house to break my fall! Bring the pillows, the leaves, the cloths!"
But the wind whistled past his ears, twisting his words. His wife looked up and heard only a garbled shout that sounded like, "Bring out all the hard things in the house!"
Confused but obedient, she dragged out her grinding stone, the mortar and pestle, iron pots, and every rock she could find.
Mbe landed on the pile with a tremendous KPA-KOOM!
His beautiful, smooth shell shattered into a hundred tiny pieces. It was a great village doctor, a snail who knew the secrets of herbs and glues, that painstakingly pieced Mbe's shell back together, piece by tiny piece.
And that is why, to this very day, the tortoise's shell is not smooth. It is a patchwork of cracks and lines, a permanent reminder of his great greed and the day he tricked the birds and fell from the sky.