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💶‼️ With Cristiano Ronaldo's new contract with Al-Nassr, he will now earn: • €400M/year • €33.34M/month • €7.6M/week • €...
26/06/2025

💶‼️ With Cristiano Ronaldo's new contract with Al-Nassr, he will now earn:

• €400M/year
• €33.34M/month
• €7.6M/week
• €1.1M/day
• €46,300/hour
• €772/minute
• €13/second

🗣️ :- Derek Katey Caesar

🚨𝗨𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗧: Barcelona want to offer a 1-year loan deal for Rashford, including a standard fee and paying a large part of hi...
26/06/2025

🚨𝗨𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗧: Barcelona want to offer a 1-year loan deal for Rashford, including a standard fee and paying a large part of his salary.

They do not have any plans to buy him permanently due to financial restrictions + their desire to sign Nico Williams.

🗣️ :- Derek Katey Caesar

🚨🚨| NEWManchester United are considering a move for Botafogo goalkeeper John Victor after scouting him once again at the...
26/06/2025

🚨🚨| NEW
Manchester United are considering a move for Botafogo goalkeeper John Victor after scouting him once again at the Club World Cup.

The 29-year-old has a release clause that allows him to leave for just £5.8 million this summer, having agreed to remain at the club for the tournament despite receiving offers to depart in January.

🚨 JUST IN: Juventus and Napoli can NOT afford Sancho’s wages. Both clubs have no problem paying £25M to Man United but w...
26/06/2025

🚨 JUST IN: Juventus and Napoli can NOT afford Sancho’s wages.

Both clubs have no problem paying £25M to Man United but wages are a problem.

United want a full sale, but interested clubs want a loan so part of his salary is covered.

🚨 JUST IN: Juventus are close to signing Jadon Sancho. Negotiations with the player are underway for €5.5M + bonuses. Ne...
26/06/2025

🚨 JUST IN: Juventus are close to signing Jadon Sancho. Negotiations with the player are underway for €5.5M + bonuses.

Negotiations are continuing with Manchester United for €25M (£21M).

Bryan Tetsadong Marceau Mbeumo to Man United. ✍️🏾 A contract until June 2030+1.💷A transfer worth £63M–£55M in fixed fees...
25/06/2025

Bryan Tetsadong Marceau Mbeumo to Man United.

✍️🏾 A contract until June 2030+1.

💷A transfer worth £63M–£55M in fixed fees plus £8M in add-ons and bonuses.

📝Paperwork and documentation to start in the next hours. Medicals will also be scheduled in the next days.

✅️Bryan Mbeumo will be a Man United player.


🗣️:- Enock Kobina Essel.

🆕️ Man United believe that without European football still they can get Viktor Gyökeres, and he is Rubén Amorim's dream ...
06/06/2025

🆕️ Man United believe that without European football still they can get Viktor Gyökeres, and he is Rubén Amorim's dream striker. Sporting are now expecting talks with Man United, who are preparing to start negotiations over a transfer.

🚨BREAKING:Brentford have informed Manchester United they’re open to accepting the new proposal worth just over £60m (£50...
06/06/2025

🚨BREAKING:

Brentford have informed Manchester United they’re open to accepting the new proposal worth just over £60m (£50m+bonuses).

Talks on bonuses and payment terms are ongoing, but are considered "marginal" Personal terms are also being finalised, expected at £8,5m/y.

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🚨🗣️ | Erik ten Hag’s agent Kees Vos on Antony’s transfer to Manchester United:“Ten Hag wanted to BLOCK the transfer of A...
06/06/2025

🚨🗣️ | Erik ten Hag’s agent Kees Vos on Antony’s transfer to Manchester United:

“Ten Hag wanted to BLOCK the transfer of Antony. But the club [Man United] was determined to push through at all costs, because Arsenal was also interested in Antony.”

“Although Ten Hag was NOT behind this transfer, it will stick to him throughout his entire time in Manchester that he took over the Ajax forward for this outrageous amount, who has never been able to live up to his promise.”

🆕️Bryan Tetsadong Mbeumo to Man United update. 📃Agreed to a contract until June 2030.💰A salary worth £8M gross per seaso...
06/06/2025

🆕️Bryan Tetsadong Mbeumo to Man United update.

📃Agreed to a contract until June 2030.
💰A salary worth £8M gross per season.

🤝🏿United are now working to reach an agreement with Brentford regarding the transfer fee – United are confident of an agreement in the next days.

💕Bryan Mbeumo really liked Ruben Amorim's project and plans involving him – he only wants Man United. 📣🧨 🇨🇲

Via: 𝐄𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐊𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐄𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐥

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Chelsea and Man United signed all the docs in time for Jadon Sancho deal! 💙✨Chelsea submitted two bids: one ...
31/08/2024

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Chelsea and Man United signed all the docs in time for Jadon Sancho deal! 💙✨

Chelsea submitted two bids: one valid on loan with an option to buy, the other one on loan with an obligation.

Man United accepted loan bid with obligation to buy guaranteed if Chelsea finish from PL position 1 to 14.

Fee starts from £20m guaranteed and can go up to £25m in add-ons based on Sancho’s performances.

Official statement by Chelsea to follow today. 🤝🏻

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