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My concern is, what will Arsenal do with these clothes now? 🥱🥴
03/09/2026

My concern is, what will Arsenal do with these clothes now? 🥱🥴

Do you agree with Messi or disagree? GOAT debate settled? 👀
03/09/2026

Do you agree with Messi or disagree? GOAT debate settled? 👀

03/09/2026

I need an Arsenal jersey. Who will help me buy one?
Red is the color 🥴

Whatever insane record you can think of, Chelsea has probably already documented it. 🥶💪💙We’re not like everyone else. W...
03/09/2026

Whatever insane record you can think of, Chelsea has probably already documented it. 🥶💪💙

We’re not like everyone else. We’re uniquely and specially made. 😎💙

Chelsea is simply different. 🥶🏆💙

02/09/2026

Haters will never show you this version of Robert Sanchez 🔥🙌

When champions send a reminder 💪 World champ stand out unique 🔥💙
02/09/2026

When champions send a reminder 💪 World champ stand out unique 🔥💙

Chris Kavanagh will referee Arsenal vs. Chelsea on Sunday. 🔵In his last four games officiating Chelsea, he has shown RED...
01/09/2026

Chris Kavanagh will referee Arsenal vs. Chelsea on Sunday. 🔵

In his last four games officiating Chelsea, he has shown RED CARDS to two of our players:

▪️ 18 Oct 2025: Nottingham Forest 0-3 Chelsea, Malo Gusto 🟥
▪️ 24 May 2026: Sunderland 2-1 Chelsea, Wesley Fofana 🟥

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Sometimes, I actually pity Arsenal fans deep down 😹. Because as you can see, it's not easy to defend Arsenal as a fan. 😂...
01/09/2026

Sometimes, I actually pity Arsenal fans deep down 😹. Because as you can see, it's not easy to defend Arsenal as a fan. 😂

Take Jay Dean for example. I simply asked for a Champions League trophy, baba went straight to the archives and started dusting off an old history book from 1970. 😭😂

And after all that excavation, he still ended up showing me a completely different trophy because, unfortunately, there is still no Champions League trophy to show. 😹

The funniest part? Tell these guys, “You finished 10th and 12th,” in1992/ 1994 and immediately they'll start shouting:

“Stop talking about history! Talk about recent times!” 😂

But now that they need something to defend Arsenal, suddenly 1970 has become recent history. 😭

Shameless FC. The hypocrisy is undefeated. 😂😂

Jay Dean dropped this under my post where I wished everyone a happy and prosperous September. Even though he thought he...
01/09/2026

Jay Dean dropped this under my post where I wished everyone a happy and prosperous September.

Even though he thought he was insulting me, I actually enjoyed it. 😹

Somebody should kindly help me tell him to add at least one Champions League trophy in Arsenal’s trophy cabinet to my list.

Since he is making wishes for me this September, we might as well wish for the impossible too. 😹

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