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We supported Liverpool to beat Nottingham forest but forest won. Supported Burnley, Chelsea won. Supported Tottenham, Ar...
27/11/2025

We supported Liverpool to beat Nottingham forest but forest won.
Supported Burnley, Chelsea won.
Supported Tottenham, Arsenal won.
Supported ourselves, Everton won.
Supported Barcelona, Chelsea won again.
Supported Bayern,Arsenal won again.
Season should just end Man!

30/06/2024

Mother

Lady of love,
Care and compassion,
A woman so thoughtful,
To share your problems,
Someone whose heart,
Makes memories of gold,
An ocean of secrets,
Which are never told.

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30/06/2024

👩A wife suspected that her 🧔husband is cheating🍆🍑with their 👩Maid, so she set a trap😑for the Husband✊🏻by sending the maid to the village for the Weekend without telling her husband 🧔.

At Night the 🧔husband told his usual story💁🏽‍♂️🗣️"darling i want to go and Watch Wrestling match in the sitting room🏠 then 🧔he left. Immediately his wife silently went🚶🏻‍♀️to the Maids room lying on the bed🍆🍑nãked with no light,🧔he opened the door, joined her on the bed🛌Without wasting time and without a word he had s€x with her🍆🍑😋

After the fifth round 👩she said🗣️" its enough 😑🙄🤚, I caught you , so this is how you used to have s€x with her🙄while you will do just two rounds and tell me you are tired😒, you've done 5 rounds now and still demanding more.

Then 🧔Dennis the gateman replied🗣️"Sorry Madam"I didn't know you are the one.🤧

Wife fainted!!🙆‍♀️😂😂🤣🤣🏃🏃🏃💔

Na,!!,who is stupid,gateman or wife
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30/06/2024

An Aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the Pilot's cockpit, when he saw a book titled, "HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS (Volume 1)

He opened the first (1st) page which said: "To start the engine, press the red button...". He did so, and the airplane engine started...

He was happy and opened the next page...:
"To get the airplane moving, press the blue button... "He did so, and the plane started moving at an amazing speed...

He wanted to fly, so he opened the third (3rd) page which said: To let the airplane fly, please press the green button... "He did so and the plane started to fly...

He was excited...!!

After twenty (20) minutes of flying, he was satisfied, and wanted to land, so he decided to go to the fourth (4th) page... and page four (4) says; "To be able to know how to land a plane, please purchase Volume 2 at the nearest bookshop!"

*Moral Lesson*

Never attempt anything without complete information

*Half Education is not only dangerous but destructive!!!* A word is enough for the wise.

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30/06/2024

3 BASIC THINGS MORE VALUABLE THAN A WOMAN'S BODY💯✅

Dear Bachelor,
If the major Reason you are marrying a lady is because she has a big frontal package aka Manchester united and a big behind aka Arsenal, then You are not in LOVE.
No matter what you think, if all you see is her physical assets then You are LOST in LUST.
******************
1) PEACE OF MIND:
Before you marry any lady, first and foremost, does she give you peace of mind?
Does she have the capacity to give you peace of mind?
Some Men don't stay at home because of the woman they married.
They rather sleep in the office or at a friend's place because they married a warrior at home.
Their homes now a war zone, the woman comes and puts enmity between the man and his family members. Everywhere War.
That she has a BIG CHEST doesn't guarantee she'll give you BIG REST.
If you marry a woman for those things, and she turns out to be a troublesome woman, you won't even feel attracted to her.
You will hate her and those things that attracted you to her. So find out first.

2) SUPPORT:
Few years from now and you'll be faced with trials and battles as a Man and you'll need the support of your wife. The kind of support not offered by her body.
The kind of support offered by her brain, by her hands, by her spirit, by her account balance, by her knowledge and exposure.
ASS is not ASSET
The Best ASSETS of a woman are not Physical.
Can she support you in prayers?
Can she support you financially?
Can she support you physically?
Can she support you with ideas, counsel?
Can she build with you?

3) HOME KEEPER:
A Woman who can't keep her home.
Who can't be the boss at home and marshal the resources of her husband and her own and that of the kids to turn a house to a home,
A Woman who is out on Fridays to party and comes home drunk.
A Woman whose home is as dirty as a refuse dump.
You will take a look at all her big big assets that made you to marry her and suddenly, what you will see are big big liabilities..

22/06/2024

JOKES FOR JOKES 🤣🤣🤣

I was in the toilet so my
friend sent me a ### video (🍆🍑)
then I played the video, there
there was no sound so I increased
the volume to the highest but
still no sound. So anyway I watched
it for 6 minutes until I remembered
that my phone was connected to
the Bluetooth speaker in the living
room😳🥴my family and our guests
are waiting for me to come out!🤦🤧😩💔.

Now, I'm still in the toilet for the past 5 days*😂😂😂
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22/06/2024

JOKES 😆 😂😃😆
1. Brush your teeth before going out for a date with someones daughter, you no listen, Now Emeka have cause Jenifer to vomit inside hotel.😀🙆🏼‍♀😂🤦🏻‍♀🤦🏻‍♀🙆🏼‍♀
Is Satan not w!cked?😀😆

2. A girl go w£ar pad, wear p@nt, wear tight, wear jean, and still cross leg.🙄😀
How air go take enter the C P U?

3. When a girl stops singing while bathing, just know that she's washing her Iscabba Iscalab😆😂!

4. My neighbors wife is bathing and singing "Come and see what the lord has done 4 me"🙄🙄
My mind is telling me to go and see!🤷🏻‍♂
I think I should go🤷🏻‍♂🤷🏻‍♂

5. If you inlaws dances too much on your wedding day, Bros just know it, you married their family tr0uble maker😀😃😂😄

6. I don't know what is wrong with me, any time a girl calls me baby, I always send her airtime!🙆🏼‍♀🙆🏼‍♀🤷🏻‍♂

7 . When you smoke, you get HIGH

When you study, you get EDUCATED

When you smoke and study, you get HIGHLY EDUCATED😀🤷🏻‍♂🙄🙆🏼‍♀.
Wisdom!

8. I ate I fish I saw in our table, now my mom is telling me to check under the table if the rat that ate the fish is d£Ad😂😭😭🙆🏼‍♀🙆🏼‍♀🙆🏼‍♀

9. Ladies why doing Shakara with ordinary 2 brea$t?
D0g that has eight nko?😃😂🤷🏻‍♂🤷🏻‍♂

10. So one day, I will stand at the alter, and a lot of people will be looking at me putting ring on someone's finger😂.
Me that don't have sense!
I will start laughing and run away😂😃😀

11. Are you going without liking my post and following my profile?🙄 If i slap u😁 Eyii na joke Oya follow🧑🏽‍🦯

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