05/06/2024
1)Nawa for those who watch wrêstling ooh.... 🚶🏻♂️🚶
Imagine two grown men with no trousers
fīghting for ordinary belt....😂😂😂😂
2)A friend of my told me his father bought him an
android car 🚗...😳😳..And I told him they have stølen our swimming pool 🙆🙆...He just bløcked me...😏😏😏😏....
I thought it was lyīng competition..😅😅😅😅😅
3) Wife: "Why did you go out and stand on the balcony when I was singing??... Don't you like hear my voice?"
Husband:" It's not that ooh... I just the neighbors to
know that am not beãting my wife..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4) Sitting next to your ex in the Church is not the prøblem...The prøblem is when the pastor say,,,
"Tell your neighbor it is not over yet"..🙆🙆🙆🙆
5) Using public toilet withøut lock 🔐 is really annøying,
anytime you hear footsteps you have to either sing, clear your throat or use your leg to wedge the door
for them to know you're inside..😄😄😄😄
6)I pīty women whose husbands are teachers, instead of finding money in their husband's pocket, 4 were..🙅
na... Chalk, Marker and list of nøise maker..😅😅🚶
7)Our bus 🚌 was about to take off when a woman
started her preaching with this topic : "PREPARE TO MEET GOD" 😳😳
I just quietly come down...🚶🚶
You And Who?....my time Nevēr reach..🤣🤣
8) Guys..✍️...if you urinate and it comes out in pairs,
one going left and one going right.. Just know that you're are a potential twin father...
I MEAN IT...🤣🤣🤣
9) Instead of buying your girlfriend gift for Christmas, why not just give her something that will last for 9 month...🤷🤷.. na advice...🚶🚶
10) Imagine after s£× you heard some children from the window saying...... let's go, they have finished.....😳😳😂😅
11)Call me later am driving.......Then the people in the bus 🚌 looked at me as if am talking to them....
🤷😏🤣🤣
it took my 5 hours to compose this jokes and you want to read without reacting..or commenting you will see 🚶🚶 me at d front of ur gate
12.IT PA!NS 🥺 ME THAT AFTER MAKIN
