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05/11/2025

Choose wisely
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15/09/2025

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10/09/2025

🌞 EVENING LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1⚡..Some girls will say “I don’t eat meat” 😏… but they’ll help you “taste” it until your pot looks like graveyard 🙆‍♂️😂😂

2⚡..Back in primary school we used to sing “Ring ring rosie, a pocket full of posie” 🎶🙈… meanwhile we never even see rosie or posie before 😂😂

3⚡..Respect to slim guys 🙆‍♂️… those people can wear one trouser from JSS1 till NYSC without it tearing 😳😂😂

4⚡..When your mum says “I’m not angry” 😏… my brother, just know thunder is still charging 🙆‍♂️😂😂

5⚡..Some dads can enter your room at night 😏… switch off fan and say “Save current” 🙄… meanwhile he’s snoring under AC 🙆‍♂️😂😂

6⚡..Who even taught us that after brushing teeth you must rinse face with the water? 🙈 Is it toothpaste or cream? 😂😂

7⚡..Those of you that pronounced “School” as “Sukuul” 😏… please, how did you pronounce “Scholarship”? 🙆‍♂️😂😂

8⚡..One guy smoked expired w**d 🙆‍♂️… entered church and shouted “Rest in peace, Hallelujah!” 🙈😂😂

9⚡..Imagine a girl with open teeth telling you “I’ll keep all your secrets” 😏🙆‍♂️… how, when even her mouth get leakage? 😂😂

10⚡..Grandpa 👴 on his dying bed: “I kept 50 million dollars in the in the in the…” 😳💀… and he pressed log out button 🙆‍♂️😂😂

11⚡..Me acting mature in front of my children 😌… watching CNN 📺… but inside me, I just want to change channel to Nickelodeon 🙈😂😂

12⚡..I once said 2025 I’ll buy Range Rover 🚙🔥… but right now God abeg just buy me “Range Ewa agoyin” 🍛🙆‍♂️😂😂

13⚡..Dear crush ❤️… I’m the one that dried my towel on top your bra 🤗… since we can’t do it spiritually, let’s do it laundrycally 🙊😂😂

14⚡..Stop skipping my posts 😏… I’m not your village people 😂🙄🚶

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06/09/2025

Sometimes make your girlfriend proud give her K100 Infront of her friends hug her🫂 and whisper into her ear,
bring back k95😂😂

05/09/2025

I remember back in secondary school,
My friend was sleeping in class so I took his phone and change my contact name into his Fathers-

Then I text him📩

"Son I won 300 milliøn on løttery🎰 and I bought 5 t!ckets for the family so_come home right now, we are leaving 🛫the country 🇸🇿>>>>🇿🇦

He thr£w his books📃📚 in the m!ddle of the period👩‍🏫 and raised a m!ddle f!nger🖕🏿 t0 the principal, and said "I'm døne with your rubb!sh school! You 0ld føōl!!"

Before I could reach to him and tell him it was a prånk, he has already rañ øut of the class, running home. ...........

To cüt the story shørt, it's been 11years now and he haven't still forg!ven me 🙂🚶‍♂️😂😂😂😂🥴

Good evening my fans

05/09/2025

Newest jokes in history🥰🥰❣️🤗🤗

1. My teacher told me that the oppósite of ma is sir🤔

So in exam
Teacher; bk what is the oppósite of madam
Me; very simple=sirdam
My teacher fa!nted 🙆😥💔😅😅😅

2. My girlfriēnd said, she wants apple phone
So i bought 5 apples 🍎 and a smart phone 📱
🏃🏃🏃😅😅😅💔

3. Däting hausa guy is not easy ooh!!😂😂🤣
Can u imagine Audu told joy
Audu; I have pibe braxas 🙆😥💔😅😅😂😂

4. Yahóó is not a sín o 😅🏃🏃🏃🏇
Because pablo told me d meaning of sçäm is;
S=success
C=comes
A=as
M=miracle
🤣🤣💔😅🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

5. Motivational speakers will tell you;
I started with one bloçk ⬜ and built a mansion 🏢
But support the person they're motivating is wahala
*Chai my head* who stóne me😥🤣🤣🤣

6. I wish Samson 👨 was in this generation of ours, he could have been sçammed by a Yahóó girl,but he was sçammed locally
Anyways wetin concern me self 😂 just don't know what else to write 🏃🏃🏃🏇🏇

7. My neighbor was shøcked by small w!re in our compound
And everybody contributed 50k
*Please do u have transf0rmer in ur street am on my way*😅😅😅😅🤣

8. Village people why😥😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wrote an application letter and found out i wrote dear mād man instead of dear madam
Finally i got her number,and wanted to write sori
My keyboard now typed story🤦😭😂😂

9. I taught I've seen it all😅🤣🤣
Sakpa has caúsed one doçtor to eat bread with dríp 🙆😂😅😅😅😅😅

10. My yoruba girlfriēnd said her number is; sero hâte sero, three elefun
To çut the story short* we are at the núrsery School closest to my house 😂

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03/09/2025

Getting called "ugly" by a child is painful because you know children don't lie🤨😢😭

03/09/2025

I have a big surprise for you, Guys please 🥺 Follow me 😭
This is the surprise,MAY GOD BLESS YOU 🙏😇

03/09/2025

There's a Mosquito 🦟 on your Landlord's forehead, kill it with an Emoji.
Me: 👞

01/09/2025

stop brushing your teeth everyday, no one is going to kiss you, you're just wasting your toothpaste🤣🤣🤣🤣

31/08/2025

Dear English student.
If someone talks too much is called talkative, then how do we call someone that looks too much🤣🤣🤔

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31/08/2025

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