09/06/2026
We’ve been invited to join local leagues…
but our style of play is apparently a bit old fashioned 😌
Turns out we may have unknowingly been following these rules all along 🫖
Handkerchiefs already at the ready, naturally 🤍 Warm‑ups double as a group health check, which feels entirely appropriate. We remain incredibly gentle (with a few well‑known exceptions 😇), and any incidental chaos is always handled with the utmost politeness. Curtsying under pressure will now be added to training, fatigue is not something we recognise 💅, and post‑match tea is clearly the real competition ☕
Only outstanding question… are we committing to Sundays? 🫖