29/12/2021
With your consent
An announcement
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With Liverpool disintegrating
I’m sure you have been contemplating
Let me get straight to the point
If Salah did you a disappoint
Have the weekly points become vacant
Perhaps you’ve been complacent
Mad at this weeks point distribution?
There is a very easy solution
Stop captaining with the herd
Watch your b***r be occurred
In our fantasy you wish you were in front?
I’ll share a secret but let me be blunt
Shall your free hit you activate?
A captain choice you cannot calculate
Captain with your dick and not your brain
You’ll never have a bad captain pick again
Still not sure of a pick? Let me explain
Here’s choices so your dick don’t strain
Is it urgent and points aren’t optional?
Captain man city against arsenal
Think Chelsea will Liverpool destroy?
Captain the blues, sit back and enjoy.
Unless your dick has been concrete reinforced
Don’t captain Kane, he’ll show no remorse
Spurs may look tasty and fixtures are green
But Kane is asleep and needs some caffeine
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