04/09/2026
What a week!
We’ve had Lift & Tone, our perfectly chaotic Pilates based classes and, of course, Dance Fitness.
Well done to everyone who showed up this week. I love our chaos, the banter, the naughtiness and the utter filth coming from you lot, especially in our Pilates classes. You know who you are! 😂 Seeing women walk through those doors (sometimes crawl out of some of the classes) and just let go for an hour is priceless. You might give me a few extra grey hairs along the way, but would I change you all? Never in a million years.
A huge welcome to all our new ladies who joined us this week. Most people would probably feel the need to apologise in advance for some of the highly questionable behaviour you’re going to witness in our classes, but I’m not going to, because I’m never sorry. This is us. Loud, proud and unapologetically ourselves. You’ll soon be as bad as the rest of them anyway. We have a gift for bringing that side out in everyone!
Our Simone has had loads of lovely comments about her gorgeous pink and lilac hair this week and has now officially been named the Unicorn of Chaos. It’s so lovely when you get a nickname from your classes. I wouldn’t want to know what you lot call me, mind. Some things are definitely best left unsaid. 😂
Next week we do it all again, with our new classes starting over in Nantymoel too.
If you want to join any of our classes, follow the booking link below.
We’re still offering your first class FREE in both Dance Fitness and Lift & Tone. Contact me to book your free space on 07496 873 115.
Slightly inappropriate, never boring and absolutely no apologies for any of it.