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Audley Parish Bowling club A friendly, long‑established club at the heart of Audley
We welcome bowlers of all ages and abilities — from seasoned competitors to complete newcomers.

Well 2026 has been amazing for me and Audley 1 bowling teams . We won the league for the 3 rd time out of last 4 years ....
12/09/2026

Well 2026 has been amazing for me and Audley 1 bowling teams . We won the league for the 3 rd time out of last 4 years . On top of that I topped the leagues averages for the season so can retire a happy man. Finally me and Phil Marchant win the final of the doubles . Pictured here with Charles our oldest club player at 102 centre . Roll on 2027 . 🍺🍺🍺🍺🏆🏆🏆🏆 Hope you all enjoy our page .
Singles semis and final tomorrow at the Green if anyone wants to pop and watch at 11.00 am Daryl, Lynn, Jeff and Nigel only one can be crowned the 2026 champion

🏆 We came, we saw, we probably need a knee replacement. 🏆Audley Parish Bowling Club is officially celebrating winning th...
09/09/2026

🏆 We came, we saw, we probably need a knee replacement. 🏆
Audley Parish Bowling Club is officially celebrating winning the league for the THIRD time in four years! 🥇🥇🥇 (The year we lost? We don’t talk about that. It was a dark time, filled with suspicious bowls and too many biscuits.)
Our secrets?
1️⃣ Precision.
2️⃣ Technique.
3️⃣ And a collective age that makes us eligible for a group discount at the post office.
They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach them to win a bowling championship over and over again. We’re not just champions, we’re a force of nature... or at least a force of slightly stiff joints and unshakeable confidence.
Special thanks to our physios, our spouses (who are still waiting for us to "just pop down for one end"), and to gravity for mostly playing ball.
So, here’s to us, the champions! Now, if you'll excuse us, we need to go soak our feet and prepare for next season's dominance. We may be getting older, but our bowls are still right on target. 🍻🎳
(Actually, we got a lot of points too)

As we come towards the end of the 2026 season, what a year it has been for Audley Bowling Club!A huge congratulations to...
05/09/2026

As we come towards the end of the 2026 season, what a year it has been for Audley Bowling Club!

A huge congratulations to Audley 1, who have retained their Wednesday League title, and to all our teams who have performed so well throughout the season. Plenty of great bowling, competitive matches and, as always, plenty of stories to tell afterwards!

The green… or should I say the beach… has certainly tested everyone’s skills and patience at times this year! But despite the challenging conditions, the club has continued to thrive.

And that is because Audley Bowling Club is much more than just a sports club. It’s an extended family.

We are also incredibly proud to have two members who are both over 100 years young – Charles and Dennis. If ever there was an advertisement for getting out, keeping active and playing bowls, surely these two gentlemen are it!

So, if you’re thinking of trying something new in 2027, why not come and join us? You might improve your bowling, make some great friends and, if Charles and Dennis are anything to go by, you could still be playing over 100 years later!

Here’s to finishing 2026 on a high and welcoming some new faces into the Audley Bowling Club family in 2027.

Who knows… by then we might even have a green instead of a beach! 😂🏖️🎳

🏖️ BREAKING NEWS! 🏖️Due to the recent “heatwave”, Audley Bowling Club is proud to announce the opening of Audley Village...
17/07/2026

🏖️ BREAKING NEWS! 🏖️

Due to the recent “heatwave”, Audley Bowling Club is proud to announce the opening of Audley Village Beach! 🌞😂

Forget Spain… forget Cornwall… we’ve got:
🏖️ Golden “sand”
🍹 Plenty of refreshments
😎 Sun loungers (well… benches!)
🎯 Crown green bowls instead of beach volleyball
⚫ And if you’re lucky, you might even dodge a flying wood!

No need to pack your passport – just your bowls and a sense of humour! 😄

Who’s booking their summer holiday at Audley Village Beach then? 🌴☀️

(Disclaimer: Swimming is strongly discouraged… unless you fancy a splinter from the edge boards! 😂)

🎉🔥 MID-SEASON DOMINANCE! 🔥🎉What a fantastic start to the season for Audley! 💪At the halfway stage, it’s a brilliant achi...
28/06/2026

🎉🔥 MID-SEASON DOMINANCE! 🔥🎉
What a fantastic start to the season for Audley! 💪
At the halfway stage, it’s a brilliant achievement to see:�🥇 Audley 1 sitting proudly top of the league with an outstanding 9 wins from 10�🥈 Audley 2 right behind in second place, making it a clean sweep at the summit!
This is a testament to the hard work, consistency, and team spirit across both sides 👏
Plenty of bowls still to play, but this is a position to be proud of — let’s keep the momentum going into the second half of the season! 💚

😜 SUNDAY BOWLS – CHILL, CHUCKLE & CHANCE TO WIN! 😜🌞 Sundays 10am – 1pm | No stuffy vibes, promise! 🌞Forget what you thin...
26/06/2026

😜 SUNDAY BOWLS – CHILL, CHUCKLE & CHANCE TO WIN! 😜

🌞 Sundays 10am – 1pm | No stuffy vibes, promise! 🌞

Forget what you think you know…
This ain’t your grandma’s bowling show! 🚫👵
We’ve ditched the frumpy, kept the fun,
Fresh, lively, and second to none.

Roll a wood, have a laugh, maybe miss the jack,
Our expert’s on hand – he’ll have your back!
(He’ll teach you the tricks, and laugh when you flop,
We don’t take it seriously… well, almost not!)

✅ All gear supplied – turn up empty handed
✅ No experience needed – chaos is allowed!
✅ Great company, banter unlimited
✅ Perfect cure for Sunday morning blues 🥂

Come for the sport, stay for the gossip,
Leave with a smile (and maybe a little chip).
New faces begged to join – we’re not fussy,
Just bring yourself, and be a bit cheeky! 😉

📍 [Your Club Name/Green Location]
🗓 Every Sunday | 10:00 – 13:00

🎳 Fancy trying a sport where the ball has a mind of its own and everyone suddenly becomes an expert on grass?Come and jo...
20/06/2026

🎳 Fancy trying a sport where the ball has a mind of its own and everyone suddenly becomes an expert on grass?

Come and join us at Audley Parish Bowling Club! Whether you’re a seasoned bowler, a complete beginner, or just looking for an excuse to get out of the house and have a good chat, we’ve got you covered.

Open sessions every Tuesday, Friday and Sunday — no experience needed, free tuition available, and we promise nobody will judge your first bowl… much! 😄

Competitive if you want it, social if you prefer it — and there’s always someone ready to tell you exactly where your bowl should have gone.

Give it a try — you might just get hooked! 💚

🏆 A brilliant achievement for our Audley Parish Bowling Club Ladies! 🏆Our fantastic ladies team finished as Runners Up i...
20/06/2026

🏆 A brilliant achievement for our Audley Parish Bowling Club Ladies! 🏆

Our fantastic ladies team finished as Runners Up in 2025 — a result built on teamwork, determination, plenty of laughs and some excellent bowling along the way.

We’re incredibly proud of every player who represented the club and helped make it such a memorable season. The shield may say runners up, but this team are absolute winners in our eyes! 💚

Here’s to another great year on the green — Teamwork • Passion • Pride 👏

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard!Jacqueline Mbu Tchicaya, Rita Ward
17/06/2026

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard!

Jacqueline Mbu Tchicaya, Rita Ward

🎳 FREE? YES. FUN? DEFINITELY. TALENT? OPTIONAL! 😄Ever fancied having a go at crown green bowling but worried you might l...
11/06/2026

🎳 FREE? YES. FUN? DEFINITELY. TALENT? OPTIONAL! 😄

Ever fancied having a go at crown green bowling but worried you might launch the bowl into the next postcode? Don’t worry – we’ve seen it all before! 😂

Come along to our FREE Learn to Bowl sessions at Audley Parish Bowling Club.

✅ Learn a new skill
✅ Meet friendly people
✅ Enjoy a drink and a chat
✅ Grab some food
✅ Have a laugh

📅 Every Tuesday & Friday
⏰ 9:30am – 12:00pm

No bowls? No problem! We can supply everything you need.

Whether you’re looking for a new hobby, some company, or just an excuse to escape the house for a few hours, you’ll be made very welcome.

Warning: Side effects may include laughter, new friendships, and a surprising urge to discuss bowling lines over a cup of tea. ☕🎳

Come and give it a try – the hardest part is getting through the gate!

Address

Church Street Audley
Newcastle Under Lyme
ST78DE

Telephone

+447446172158

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