Woodhouse Colts Warriors

Woodhouse Colts Warriors U13s football Team.

30/06/2026

Meet the Team.....

Noah,

His unofficial stats from last season:

On the top of his table is defiantly for the most hand balls in the fun Saturday Sessions. πŸ€Ύβ€β™‚οΈ (Maby a round of dodge ball is in order then the coaches cant moan Noah πŸ˜‰)

30/06/2026

Meet the Team.....

Bay,

His unofficial stats from last season:

His most common stat is for the most garden orniments, plant pots and fence panels broke in a single session πŸͺ΄(Just a thought but maby he's helping so theres not so much to carry to the new house?! πŸ˜‚, we have your back Bay)

30/06/2026

Meet the Team.....

Thomas,

His unofficial stats from last season:

Some very close results in his stats, but his biggest one is for the most hit goal posts in a season πŸ₯… (left a bit...... right a bit πŸ˜‚)

30/06/2026

Meet the Team.....

Kwame,

His unofficial stats from last season:

In many seasons in grassroots football there could be a few to talk about, but his top stat has to be the most home shirts lost in a season πŸ˜±πŸ‘• (you'll be playing in a bib soon, or borrow JDs If he doesn't want to wear it πŸ˜‚)

30/06/2026

Meet the Team.....

AJ,

His unofficial stats from last season:

Even though AJ has not had a full season to add to his stats,he has topped the board for the most fruit eaten during footballπŸ«’πŸŠπŸ“

30/06/2026

Meet the Team.....

Harry,

His unofficial stats from last season:

After many stats last season his top one has to be most consistant hairstyle πŸ’ˆ(Don't worry mate, the coaches are just jealous πŸ˜‰)

30/06/2026

Meet the Team.....

Malachy,

His unofficial stats from last season:

This season his chart topping stat is the player with the most non football related injuries (please coach I hit my finger is music) πŸ˜‚πŸ€•

30/06/2026

Meet the Team.....

Jack,

His unofficial stats from last season:

Not one that people will first think of but his top stat is most balls kicked into his grandads garden! (In his defence there is no fence) 🏑⚽️

30/06/2026

Meet the Team.....

Jay,

His unofficial stats from last season:

His top stats is not his goals saved or the longest kick, its actively asking the ref how longs left βŒšοΈπŸ˜‰ (Would say about getting a watch, but think you might look at that more than the game 🀣)

30/06/2026

Meet the Team.....

Ashley,

His unofficial stats from last season:

The smallest player on the team but has some of the biggest stats... biggest of all is at MTFC he spent most time on the floor! 🀣 (Premiership player in the making)

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