Shirebrook Rangers men’s New

01/12/2024

4-1 scrappy game which seen the obvious team victorious.
Welfare went toe to toe with Whitestar until Welfare’s midfield decided they’d had enough of chasing ghosts.
Handbag’s between the managers which results in bragging rights.

Whitestar sent 4 players back to Stute, £25 wasted in food, embarrassing from the team and should be a fine.
Good job 2 lads from shirebrook emptied the barrels.
Twins v Bullars/ Nicol
Middleton V Tonks
Date and time to be confirmed

10/11/2024

Stamper cup? Completed it

In the first 2 months of being in the big boy division Welfare have accumulated more losses than Whitestar have since April 2022
Not a bad record for the Barnes brothers and the side kick Joe Middo
Well done to our lads who went out there way for our training session on a Sunday morning.

Now time for a couple jars of ale in the Stute listening to Joe sing ‘Dancing On My Own’ for the first time

Up the Israel 🇮🇱

Lest We Forget ❤️

29/09/2024

A new game and the same old result for Whitestar.
Langwith 2-0 down despite being the dominant team, game finished 2-2 and then Langwith leave the serial losers with their heads down in mud once again.

Best thing Sarg and Gez ever did I heard.
Back to Welfare and Stute now, ones going to have roast tatas and turkey and the other atleast 14 pint of Caffrey’s

15/09/2024

Shirebrook Gate 1 - 5 King George

Embarrassing start to finish, 10 headless chickens
Heard a bollocking at half time from at least 6 of the gaffers( none of them could play football ), Obviously the players didn’t listen. Next time I’d try sign language.
Brad Mee stood out like a sore thumb, not only for his junk but for the understanding of the game, on his day he’s the best centre half in this area and you can’t tell me different.

Rhudi Blakemore charged £5 subs and played 20 minutes, disgusting from the management. No wonder they drinking Madri

Gate struggled to find the ball at times, that’s because King Georges keeper was hiding it under his shirt.
£5 a player - on average 13 a week.
20 games a season? 2 week in Benidorm

02/09/2024

Tensions was high on Sunday at the Langwith velodrome where Whitestar treat its opposition like a training match
Dockwray brothers turning into Matt and Jeff Hardy
Heard Kyle and Troy offered to take Bullars and Curt to langwith boxing gym but both declined.
Big local rivalry for one team and another 3 points in the bag for the other

01/09/2024

Heard a couple whispers going on around langwith, running track around the pitch ? Pathetic . Love to see councillors actually make use of this, built like Scottish log throwers.

Most unfit people have the say when it comes to sport/exercise laughable really.

If it does go ahead then I’d set records
Viking Strength

31/08/2024

First team must be on holiday because that’s 10 subs right there, Owen Biddle would walk into any team

31/08/24 🧡🖤

28/07/2024

Not one to start rumours but as it’s came from a reliable source then in my eyes and ears it’s basically true.
The Welfare management tried a new tactic today, which was giving it large, however didn’t turn out as planned. The Barnes Brothers responded by puffing out their chests and giving back some lethal abuse.
J.B soon backed down and even offered to give out free electrician work for the Langwith side for the foreseeable.

Could of been a different story if Logey and Gez was still invited but you fu**ed that up aswell

Kyle & Tory - born winners

F**k Palestine

14/04/2024

Well..offered my assistance in the past and got laughed at, only one person finds it funny now though. £500 spent on new boots let’s hope they’ve still got the tags on.
Seen better games on model 5 a side watching Ste Phillips put holes in back of the net

Never heard a peep from Nay Downs, Muted
Max Gee man mountain - 2024 Eddie Hall look a like finalist
Billy Ray Cyrus in the dugouts with Terminator shades on twiddling thumbs.

Another game like that and Shane will be sending you all back to play for Gate, make sure you all apologise on your way out