09/09/2026
Love this! 😂❤️
“HOLD.”
Okay.
“Keep holding.”
Less okay.
“Stay there.”
Absolutely not.
Time stops moving during a Pilates hold.
Five seconds becomes three business days.
Your legs begin shaking independently of your body.
Your face starts doing things you cannot control.
And somehow the instructor is standing there peacefully counting like we’re not experiencing a hostage situation.
Then finally:
“And release.”
Best two words in the English language.