30/05/2026
UCL Finals . PSG vs Arsenal
Arsenal fans are not nervous about UCL final. I came into this season a humble woman with humble dreams, a Premier League title, perhaps a cup, something to point at. The Premier League has been delivered. Everything after this is pure gravy. The UCL final is a gift I did not budget for emotionally, financially, or spiritually. If Arsenal lift that trophy I will probably leave my body. If they don't and I mean this, I will shrug with the energy of a middle aged woman who already got the main course and is simply too full to care about dessert.
But the real comedy? My son a Man United through and through is trotting off to his Chelsea supporting dad's house so they can spend the evening furiously watching Arsenal together. Two fans with no horse in the race, no joy to speak of, just pure concentrated hatred. Honestly, that's the most United and Chelsea have had in common in years