Tubby Runster

13/07/2026

My fellow townsperson, Andy Burnham takes protection officers on his run. Seems excessive, I take a flapjack and enough money for a pint.

The Makerfield MP was flanked by two officials as he embarked in his morning exercise routine

09/07/2026

Well butter my ar*e. Is it possible to die of unsurprise? If so, call me an ambulance.

04/07/2026

The London Marathon ballot result day commeth and those paying attention to my training may not have failed to notice that er, I haven’t done any.

So perhaps when the ballot results roll in on Friday I’ll be shocked into action. Watch this space and as ever, prepare to be underwhelmed.

Andy

04/07/2026

Mr. T?

by The Running Week

20/06/2026

Absolutely delighted to hear the TCS London Marathon is two days next year. This should now give me adequate time to complete the event.

30/05/2026

In the absence of any running from me (too hot) I’d like to draw your attention to this matter.

22/05/2026

I feel seen.

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/19FDbq9Y1P/?mibextid=wwXIfr

20/05/2026

Welcome to my newest followers! Come in, come in….and close that door, you’re letting all the heat out.

Prepare to be underwhelmed Lynda Elmore, Anna Holmes, Nick Passey, Craig Usher