03/05/2026
Cardiff ā¤ļø
Came back to redeem myself from last yearās bonus five laps (didnāt order them, still had to pay for them). Yes, that was Open and this was Pro, but apparently the suffering is priced the same. To keep things interestingāand clearly because they heard I was comingāthey tweaked the course just enough to make counting feel like advanced maths. Different ins, different points⦠basically a game of āguess your lapā but with sweat.
In a moment of what can only be described as questionable wisdom, I signed up for a solo Pro (last one of the season, go big or go home) and doubles with my partner in crime, Helena Yeadon from Manchester Hyrox. And this time⦠we had a time to beat. No pressure.
Race day checklist: nutrition āļø contacts āļø pickle juice for cramp āļø Helena giddy as a kipper āļø
I had 1 hour 40 between races, which Helena quite rightly decided was far too sensible, so she suggested we ask to move one. The team at the stadium were absolute legends and shifted our doubles back 40 minutesāgiving me over two hours between races. Luxury.
Off I went for race one. Ankle strapped up from a āwhat was I thinking?ā moment a couple nights before. The sled and row? Agony. Counting? Going well⦠until run four, where I mentally left the building, forgot what lap I was on, and the board froze so I couldnāt even check. Ideal. Took a gamble, got a penalty for missing a lap (classic), but still finished two minutes faster. Iāll take that, thanks.
Also, shoutout to the wall balls judgeābest one Iāve ever had. Honestly, couldāve done with him running it with me. Cheers, Mr Wall Balls Judge.
Quick turnaround: wipe down, outfit change, food, sugar, heroic swig of pickle juiceāand back out with Helena. First lap: instant stitch. Thought, āthis is it, this is where I simply lie down and become part of the flooring.ā But no chance I was letting Helena down. Between my ankle and her lower back, we powered through and knocked 1 minute 30 seconds off our time.
Not even pretending to be toughāthere were tears. It was done, and I genuinely have no idea how. Will I ever do that again? Absolutely not. Am I glad I did it? Also yes.
Helena was incredible, as alwaysāevery bit of her training showed. And to my husband, my biggest fan, who backs me every step (and probably wonders why I do this to myself)āthank you ā¤ļø
So, the last 12 months: different courses, countless runs, all the stations, and a lot of lessons. Mistakes were madeāsome more than onceābut thatās how it goes. Iāve gone from Open to Pro, gotten faster, gotten stronger⦠and still found new and creative ways to make life harder for myself. Work in progress, always š
ā¦. and the pickle juice absolutely works btw š
So⦠a little rest now until October (read: Iāll sit still for approximately 12 minutes before getting twitchy) and then itās time for a brand-new training plan.
As for my last Hyrox⦠who knows? Iāll be honest, the running and I are not on speaking termsāitās a very one-sided relationship where it tries to ruin my life and I simply endure it. Maybe itās time to defect to CrossFit?? Less running, more lifting heavy things and questioning my life choices in a different way. Sounds promising.
Truth is, Iām not chasing anything super specificāI just want to be the best version of me right now. Slightly stronger, slightly faster, and ideally less confused about what lap Iām on.
If anything Iāve done over this past year has inspired even one woman to get moving again, then thatās a massive win. And donāt worryāIām not saying you need to sign up for a Hyrox (unless you fancy a bit of organised chaos). Just find something that gets you back into the gym, or into a sport you enjoy⦠or at least tolerate more than I tolerate running.
If youāre local, Iām based GRIMS Functional Fitness and Strength Centre āa place where everyoneās welcome, whether youāre just starting out or already smashing it. Passion for fitness is the only requirement⦠and maybe a decent sense of humour š