21/05/2026
I stood in the middle of the gym with my tripod set up, awkwardly trying to film “what I offer as a coach” while folk just stared at me
And honestly, I didn’t mind
Because here’s what was actually going through my head while I stood there feeling like a total idiot
The week before, a client hit a deadlift he’d messaged me before saying he would never touch, then sent me the video absolutely buzzing when he did
And the week before that, another one sent me a photo and said he didn’t recognise the body in the mirror for a second, in a good way, and that one properly stuck with me
That’s the actual job, not the filming or the standing about in a gym mumbling at a tripod
And it wasn’t that long ago I was the skinny fat guy who hated every photo of himself and just assumed that was me for life, so when somebody messages me feeling exactly like that, I get it, I properly get it, because I’m not coaching from a textbook, I’ve lived the before picture
So I made this carousel honestly, no highlight reel, no nonsense, it’s the actual thing you get when you sign up with me, laid out plain so you know exactly what you’re buying into
That’s it, no theatre and no big promises I can’t keep
If you train hard, eat decent and the mirror still hasn’t budged in six months, then genuinely, this was built for you, that’s the exact person I do my best work with
So swipe through, have a proper look at what’s included, and if it sounds like your kind of thing, just drop me a message, no pressure and no hard sell, we’ll have a wee chat and see if it’s a fit 🤝