Emma Green Celebrant

08/06/2026

Celebrant Horror Stories

Not every ceremony is created equal…

Some of the biggest ceremony nightmares I come across are:

😱 Copy-and-paste ceremonies where the only thing that’s changed is the couple’s names.

😱 Following traditions because “that’s just what you do” – even when they don’t feel like you at all.

😱 Gender stereotypes and non-inclusive language that leave people feeling unseen or excluded.

😱 Stiff, formal language leads to stiff, formal guests.

Your ceremony shouldn’t feel like a template or somebody else’s idea of who you are.

It should sound like you. Your story, your personalities and your values

The best ceremonies make guests laugh, cry (happy tears) and say, “That was so them.”

If you’re planning a wedding and want a ceremony that’s personal, inclusive and completely tailored to you, we’re already on the same page.

Which of these horror stories is your biggest ceremony red flag? 👇

06/06/2026

There are so many alternatives to being given away including skipping it all together. What’s your favourite option?

04/06/2026

This week’s poll of the week was about your favourite green flag behaviour for wedding guests.

The clear winner was keeping the dancefloor full all night. The happy couple have put so much time, effort and money into to hosting the perfect day and a full dancefloor is a visible sign that everyone is enjoying themselves.

Next up was keeping photos off social media until after the couple have posted. It’s common courtesy not to steal their thunder so unless told otherwise just wait a few days to share your happy memories.

Finally but just as importantly, coming in joint third are: RSVPing promptly and mingling with other guests (especially those that don’t know many people).

If you are attending a wedding this summer, follow these 4 rules of wedding etiquette and you’ll officially be a gold star guest!

02/06/2026

01/06/2026

June is Pride Month, and this year it feels more important than ever to celebrate and show support for the LGBTQIA+ community.

When the world feels unstable, unsafe, and uncertain, love is a constant source of strength all around us. Love is love, and it deserves to be celebrated in all its fabulous forms.

As a celebrant, it’s a privilege to create ceremonies that honour love, identity, and belonging. I stand with the LGBTQIA+ community in June and every month. ❤️🌈❤️

30/05/2026

This week’s poll of the week was all about wedding faux pas and which is the most upsetting and it got a huge response, with the worst offender being proposing at someone else’s wedding.

But if you are unlucky enough to experience a wedding faux pas, how you handle them can completely shape the vibe of your day…

Here’s my celebrant take on how to navigate them:

A guest wears white
Take a deep breath before reacting. Was it intentional? Maybe. Was it worth letting it steal your joy? Absolutely not. Your people know who the couple of the day is. Focus on the love, not the outfit.

Someone proposes at your wedding
Unless you explicitly gave your blessing beforehand this is a no. Your wedding isn’t a free venue hire for someone else’s milestone. If it happens, don’t feel pressured to be “cool” about it. A calm “today is about us” is completely fair.

Loud drunken arguments
This is where your trusted people earn their keep. Assign someone beforehand (best mate, sibling, coordinator, venue team) to quietly step in if tensions rise. You should never be the one dealing with chaos on your wedding day.

RSVP’d then didn’t show up
Honestly? This one hurts more than people realise. Not just emotionally, but financially too. If something genuinely unavoidable happens, couples will understand. But if plans change, let them know as soon as possible. A simple message goes a long way.

At the end of the day, weddings are about people, emotions, families and occasionally a bit of unpredictability. Perfection isn’t the goal, feeling loved, celebrated and fully present is. Try to rise above any unforeseen circumstances and give all your attention to your new husband or wife and at least you’ll have a good anecdote to tell the grandkids!

Which wedding faux pas have you witnessed? 👀

26/05/2026

Today I had a site visit at Parrs Bank Hotel in Warrington ahead of an upcoming wedding.

I always love visiting a venue before the big day. There’s something so important about walking through the space, soaking up the atmosphere and properly picturing how the ceremony will feel. I always write better ceremonies when I can visualise where they will take place.

And this venue did not disappoint! In fact, it was breathtaking!

From the marble pillars, hand painted murals, crystal chandeliers, soaring ceilings and dramatic artwork, it’s full of character and luxury.

You can really imagine every kind of love story fitting beautifully here and I can’t wait to help K & C celebrate!

25/05/2026

I love, love, love a vow renewal. There are many reasons to choose this type of celebration.

Maybe money was tight the first time around so you’d like to do it again but more lavishly?

Maybe an in-law “strongly encouraged” you to have the type of celebration you wouldn’t choose for yourself?

Or maybe you just want to say “I still do” after 10, 25 or even 50 years together.

Whatever the reason a vow renewal is the perfect way to celebrate everything that has been and everything that is still to come.

Drop me a DM if you’d like to discuss more ❤️

24/05/2026

Some of the beautiful venues I’m looking forward to working with in the second half of 2026. As well as a very special garden wedding!

- 3 more weddings this year!