01/04/2026
NEW FOR THE SPRING TERM 2026!
HOW EXCITING IS THIS ?! A technological breakthrough.
So, for the new term, instead of you and me being in attendance at all my classes, you can purchase a mirror from me that you use at home. You will look into it and you’ll see me taking you through a lesson plan tailored to your requirements. Not sure how that works 🧐 Anyway, the mirror can watch you and if you don’t execute an exercise correctly, the mirror will tell you. Oh, yes, it can watch you and correct you. Isn’t that just fabulous! - you can do it all on your own, at home and there’s no need to socialise with anyone and you can go for a coffee in your own kitchen, by yourself, afterwards.
Oh, and if I get on your nerves, or you just can’t be bothered, you can just switch me off! Or can you? Will I be watching you all day , every day? 👀👀👀
The Nitty Gritty - upfront payment of £1500 (or you can pay monthly over 4 years) - plus a monthly subscription of £30+. What’s not to love. Yeah, we’ll never have to speak to each other again! Onwards and upwards. 😃 🤪
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