Sheddocksley Thistle FC

02/06/2026

🏆 SEASON AWARDS 🏆

All league games are now completed and we would like to share with you all who has been given our awards for the season.

🏆Managers Player Of The Year - Kyle Smith
🏆Players Player Of The Year - Kyle Smith

Captain Kyle Smith has been nothing short of outstanding for Sheddocksley Thistle this season, leading by example both on and off the pitch. Playing all but two games, his commitment and consistency have been crucial to the team’s success. Kyle’s influence is reflected not only in his impressive return of 12 goals and 8 assists, but also in the leadership and determination he has shown week in, week out. A true leader, he has rightfully earned both the Managers’ Player of the Year and Players’ Player of the Year awards — a testament to the respect and admiration he commands throughout the club.

⚽️ Top Goalscorer - Jordan Baillie
🎯 Playmaker Award - Jordan Baillie

Since arriving halfway through the season, Jordan Baillie has proven to be an incredible addition to the squad, making an immediate and lasting impact. His quality in the final third has been unmatched, netting an outstanding 21 goals while also contributing 10 assists. Jordan’s ability to both score and create has made him a constant threat and a key figure in the team’s success. Finishing the season as our top goalscorer and earning the Playmaker of the Year award, his performances have truly set the standard and highlighted his importance to Sheddocksley Thistle.

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02/06/2026

Sheddocksley Thistle FC are currently seeking sponsorship to support the continued growth of our club, with specific opportunities available for sub jackets, training tops, windbreakers, and kit bags. As a proud local side, we are committed to developing our players and representing our community, and your support would play a huge part in that journey. In return for your sponsorship, your business will be promoted across all of our social media posts, giving you strong local exposure, as well as receiving invitations to all club games and exclusive invites to our club events throughout the season. This is a great opportunity to partner with a passionate and ambitious football club while increasing your brand’s visibility within the community. If interested, please contact our secretary on 07917890764 to discuss further.

Any shares would be much appreciated to get this out to as many people possible.

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01/06/2026

Sheddocksley Thistle would like to make a special post to thank our sponsors for all their support throughout the season, helping us give top quality equipment for our club to look the part, your support doesn’t go unnoticed, and cannot wait for several more seasons growing together

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19/05/2026

📣 Player Departure Statement – Noah Benshabat

Everyone at Sheddocksley Thistle FC would like to thank Noah Benshabat following his decision to leave the club and join Sunnybank Juniors.

Noah has been a massive part of the squad this season, showing incredible commitment by featuring throughout the full campaign and making a huge impact on the pitch. His contribution of 11 goals and 9 assists highlights the quality, work rate and influence he brought to the team week in, week out.

Beyond the numbers, Noah has been an important character around the club and someone who always gave everything for the badge. His efforts have helped create a memorable season for the Sheds, and his contribution won’t be forgotten by teammates, coaches or supporters.

While we’re disappointed to see him move on, opportunities like this are a reflection of the progress and ability he has shown. Everyone at the club wishes Noah nothing but success at Sunnybank Juniors, and we’ll be keeping an eye on his journey.

Thank you for everything, Noah.

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📝 SIGNED! Welcome to Sunnybank FC, Noah Benshabat! ☀️⚽

We are thrilled to officially announce the signing of exciting young talent, Noah Benshabat until the end of 2028 season!

Noah joins the squad bringing an absolute wealth of energy, high work rate, and fantastic character both on and off the pitch. He’s hungry, he’s ready, and we can’t wait to see him in the Sunnybank colours.

Give him a massive welcome in the comments, Sunnybank fans! 👏👇

17/05/2026

Sheds Thistle welcomed Huntly in what was comfortably the biggest game in Sheddocksley Thistle history… and the lads absolutely turned up. 👏

The game started with Huntly taking the lead after a scuffed free kick took more deflections than a game of pinball before somehow sneaking past Travis. 0-1. Jammy.

Heads didn’t drop though. The boys responded with some prime Barcelona-esque tiki taka football… if Barca played on a cow field.

The equaliser came after Muffers (Pirlo) whipped in an absolute peach of a corner which Jordan Baillie met with a header so powerful it nearly took the bar home with it. Off the bar and in. 1-1. Limbs.

The attack kept cooking and after some lovely football, Sheds won a free kick on the edge of the box. Up stepped Keith with what can only be described as a thunderbolt pea roller. Thankfully the Huntly keeper had clearly buttered his gloves before kick-off because he spilled it straight to Noah, who reacted quickest to tuck it away. 2-1 Sheds at halftime.

Second half started with Huntly players still trying to find El Capitano (Kyle), who had them chasing shadows all game.

Then came the third. Keith slipped Noah through after Noah had spent the previous 5 minutes warning the sidelines he desperately needed a poo. Thankfully he didn’t s**t the bed in front of goal and calmly slotted home for 3-1. Straight off to the toilet son, job done. 🚽⚽

Baillie was then through on goal and got wiped out about 25 yards from goal. Free kick to Sheds. Up stepped Keith again, the Messi of the sheds pitches, and rifled one into the net after it bounced approximately six times on the way in. 4-1 Sheds.

Massive game. Massive performance. The lads were superb from first whistle to last. Travis spent most of the game in goal smoking ci**rs with absolutely hee haw to do. 🚬

This result piles the pressure onto Huntly, who now need two wins from two for the playoff spot. The pressure is very much ON 👍🏼

There were genuinely 11 men of the match today, but the award goes to Jordan Baillie for his foul winning and thunder-bastard header.

Thank you to our sponsors Binary Technologies & ESWL Ltd

Mon the Sheds ❤️

Baillie ⚽️ (B-Fit Aberdeen) - Muffers 🅰️ (MLP Homes)
Noah ⚽️⚽️ (Williams Fencing & Landscaping) Keith 🅰️🅰️
Keith ⚽️

16/05/2026

MATCHDAY

🆚 Huntly AFC
🏟️ Sheddocksley
⏰ 2PM KO

It’s a massive one for Sheddocksley Thistle as we take on Huntly in a huge clash between 2nd and 3rd place. With both teams battling near the top of the table, every point matters and there’s everything to play for. Expect intensity, passion and a competitive game from the first whistle to the last. We’d love to see plenty of support down at the pitch — your backing makes a difference. Come along, get behind the lads and help push Sheddocksley Thistle over the line! 🔴⚪

Thank you to our sponsors Binary Technologies & ESWL Ltd

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13/05/2026

Next up for Sheddocksley Thistle see the lads take on Huntly AFC this Saturday.

This looks to be the biggest game of the season for the sheds lads, looking to beat fellow promotion contenders.

If you think we’ve been fired up for our previous fixtures, you haven’t seen anything yet.

All the support is appreciated and welcomed. Bring your Da’s, Ma’s and grannies because this is going to be a belter.

13/05/2026

LEAGUE TABLE

we take a look at the top 3 as we approach our final game of the season v Huntly

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11/05/2026

Hazlehead Park played host to what was advertised as a football match between Sheds Thistle and West End… but quickly turned into a mixture of prime Barcelona, Sunday League chaos, and an audition for UFC.

Sheds came flying out the traps and grabbed the opener through Cammy, who produced what can only be described as a scuff finish. A scuffed right-foot cross/shot/pass-to-nowhere somehow looped over the keeper and dropped in at the back post. 1-0 Sheds.

The rest of the first half was full of tackles and chances. Sheds created chances but finishing boots were far from present. West End meanwhile offered about as much attacking threat as a traffic cone.

Half time: 1-0 Sheds.

The second half started with chance after chance being missed for the first 15 minutes.

Then Jordan Baillie finally remembered where the goal was. The ball dropped to him 8 yards out on a plate and he buried it with the calmness of a man ordering a pint. 2-0.

That goal opened the floodgates. Captain Kyle stepped up next after Jordan was absolutely cleaned out in the box by a shocking challenge. Penalty given, Kyle slotted it away. 3-0.

Then Owen Baxter decided he was actually Roberto Carlos for the afternoon. After a series of bulldozing runs that had defenders needing a sat nav to find him, he pounced on a loose ball from a corner and rifled it home. 4-0.

Young Colesy then claimed the fifth after West End attempted some experimental defending involving zero communication, flying limbs and pure panic. Nobody really knows who touched it, but Cole celebrated like he’d scored a World Cup winner, so we’ll stick his name on it. 5-0.

Another shocking challenge, another penalty. Travis marched up for a penalty desperate to show off the tekkers and fair play to him — top bins. Absolutely no saving that. Rumours are he’s now demanding penalty duties as well. 6-0.

As the game drifted towards full time, things got a bit tasty. One solid tackle in midfield led to a West End player launching an elbow at Lennox. Lennox reacted, the West End player hit the deck like a sack ‘o’ tatties and chaos erupted.

Another West End player then came steaming in from behind and bottled Lennox, leaving him with a nasty gash, cowardly and uncalled for.

To be fair to the Sheds boys, players tried to walk away while two West End lads continued charging about like extras from Braveheart. Eventually the referee had calmed things down, and sent two West End players off for the following shenanigans.

Final score: 6-0 Sheds.
Three points, six goals, one wrestling match, and safely back up the road 👍🏼

Thank you to our sponsors Binary Technologies & ESWL Ltd

Jordan baillie ⚽️🅰️
Kyle Smith ⚽️
Cole Morrisson ⚽️
Cammy Wedderburn ⚽️🅰️
Travis ⚽️
Owen Baxter ⚽️
Darren Pirie 🅰️
Noah Benshabat 🅰️

MoTM - Owen ‘Carlos’ Baxter

09/05/2026

MATCH RESULT

Sheddocksley Thistle 9-0 Ferryhill AFC

The lads make it 6 in a row with 6 clean sheets as we ease past Ferryhill in today’s fixture.

Noah Benshabat ⚽️⚽️⚽️ (Williams Fencing & Landscaping)
Muffers ⚽️⚽️(MLP Homes)
Jordan Baillie ⚽️🅰️(B-Fit Aberdeen)
Cammy Wedderburn ⚽️(Chalk & Duncan Builders Ltd)
Corey Gibb ⚽️🅰️🅰️(HVAC Refrigeration & Renewables)
Tyler Ross ⚽️(HairByAnisaZ)
Rhys Monaghan 🅰️🅰️ (Clark Roofing Ltd)
Brandon Gibb 🅰️🅰️(Sponsor Available)
Owen Baxter 🅰️ (Sponsor Available)
Danny Thomson 🅰️ (Sponsor Available)

Man Of The Match - Brandon Gibb

We now prepare as we face off against West End @ Hazlehead on Monday 7PM KO

Thank you to our sponsors Binary Technologies & ESWL Ltd

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