08/15/2022
The paperwork says it’s grey but I’ve always called it green a 2007 Honda Civic Coup. For a few years now it’s rattled beneath my ass carrying my bouldering pads, road rage, and empty coffee cups up and down the 400 corridor. I bought it once and a half which has paid for itself 3 fold - that’s great value. The crusty metal on her underside is orange which crumbles to the touch it has tasted more salt than most sailors. I’ll list a few more cons; It doesn’t blow cold air, exhaust burns through every connection I’ve mended, the driver’s door won’t let you in, a wiper doesn’t push down hard enough to sweep away the water streaks, and the gas tank is held up with ratchet straps. Every week the clock gained a minute but there was only once it didn’t get me there on time. Tonight we go for one more white knuckled drive - green or grey I should have given you name… I’ll miss you little piece of s**t.
