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A lifelong Flames fan who finally decided to get in front of his we**am and talk about his favourite team and share his hockey takes



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Flames go out with a win after a night to remember for Sergeev, a bit of magic for Parekh, and solid nights from Frost a...
04/17/2026

Flames go out with a win after a night to remember for Sergeev, a bit of magic for Parekh, and solid nights from Frost and Farabee! 4th best odds in the lottery means worst case is 6th

Thank you to anyone who's watched my stuff this year. And as always...

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Flames go out with a win after a night to remember for Sergeev, a bit of magic for Parekh, and solid nights from Frost and Farabee! 4th best odds in the lott...

Some very good performances from the Flames' youth, especially Gross, Wiebe, and Parekh. Coleman gets his 20th, Wolf was...
04/15/2026

Some very good performances from the Flames' youth, especially Gross, Wiebe, and Parekh. Coleman gets his 20th, Wolf was excellent. The loss means the Flames will have the 4th best odds. Say what you will they ALWAYS give an honest effort.

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Flames Hockey Game Day Recap 81: Honest Effort COL 3 CGY 1

The Flames transformed into their home selves after their season long road trip! The youth shines, Wolfie is dialled, an...
04/14/2026

The Flames transformed into their home selves after their season long road trip! The youth shines, Wolfie is dialled, and Pachal has a career night as the boys spoil Weegar’s return!

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The Flames transformed into their home selves after their season long road trip! The youth shines, Wolfie is dialled, and Pachal has a career night as the bo...

This really felt like a beer league game. Flames seemed pretty checked out Good debut from Wiebe and good looks from Bru...
04/12/2026

This really felt like a beer league game. Flames seemed pretty checked out Good debut from Wiebe and good looks from Bru and Parekh. Otherwise shinny. No more road games! Woo!

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This really felt like a beer league game. Flames seemed pretty checked out Good debut from Wiebe and good looks from Bru and Parekh. Otherwise shinny. No mor...

A bit late cause I was watching Artemis II but the Flames sign Abram Wiebe to a 2 year ELC at $950k. 1st year burns in t...
04/11/2026

A bit late cause I was watching Artemis II but the Flames sign Abram Wiebe to a 2 year ELC at $950k. 1st year burns in the last few games. Excited for his debut tonight and his full season next year!

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A bit late cause I was watching Artemis II but the Flames sign Abram Wiebe to a 2 year ELC at $950k. 1st year burns in the last few games. Excited for his de...

Well that was fun! Wolf and Gross could be charge with attempted Burglary. Way better than 9-2! We lost but the youth mo...
04/10/2026

Well that was fun! Wolf and Gross could be charge with attempted Burglary. Way better than 9-2! We lost but the youth movement is real and the future is so bright!

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Well that was fun! Wolf and Gross could be charge with attempted Burglary. Way better than 9-2! We lost but the youth movement is real and the future is so b...

The Flames finish the 9th segment 3-2-2 (32-36-9)30th overall 2.57 GFPG 3.17 GAPGPP% 16.6 PK% 79.6 -3 from 31stYoung pla...
04/09/2026

The Flames finish the 9th segment 3-2-2 (32-36-9)

30th overall

2.57 GFPG 3.17 GAPG

PP% 16.6 PK% 79.6

-3 from 31st

Young players driving improved offence, expected growing pains on defense

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The Flames finish the 9th segment 3-2-2 (32-36-9)30th overall 2.57 GFPG 3.17 GAPGPP% 16.6 PK% 79.6 -3 from 31stYoung players driving improved offence, expect...

E for Effort and also E for eliminated...Another year of waiting, another year where someday didn't come.Another hard wo...
04/09/2026

E for Effort and also E for eliminated...

Another year of waiting, another year where someday didn't come.

Another hard working effort but ultimately the plug is pulled.

Excited for spring but it always sucks.

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E for Effort and also E for eliminated...Another year of waiting, another year where someday didn't come.Another hard working effort but ultimately the plug ...

The end is coming... but NOT YET! Great to see Gridin and Cooley continue to shine, Farabee lead, Strome get to 500 poi...
04/06/2026

The end is coming... but NOT YET! Great to see Gridin and Cooley continue to shine, Farabee lead, Strome get to 500 points, and Frost get to 20! And hey, its a win at the Honda Centre

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The end is coming... but NOT YET! Great to see Gridin and Cooley continue to shine, Farabee lead, Strome get to 500 points, and Frost get to 20! And hey, it...

Did a little cover of another hockey youtuber to start. Sorry for my singing. Flames lead 3 times but discipline and mis...
04/03/2026

Did a little cover of another hockey youtuber to start. Sorry for my singing. Flames lead 3 times but discipline and mistakes kill the boys. It was rough in the 3rd and Mitch Marner completes the hat trick. This trip is long!

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Did a little cover 9f another hockey youtuber to start. Sorry for my singing. Flames lead 3 times but discipline and mistakes kill the boys. It was rough in ...

Basically flip what I said about us being in a different universe than VAN. Difference being we're saying that about the...
03/31/2026

Basically flip what I said about us being in a different universe than VAN. Difference being we're saying that about the best team in the league. We good now tankers. This road trip is gonna suck. Mantra: Pain now for fun later.

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Basically flip what I said about us being in a different universe than VAN. Difference being we're saying that about the best team in the league. We good now...

Flames sign C Jonathan Castagna acquired in the Weegar deal to a 3 year ELC at $1.075M AAV! The deal kicks in next year ...
03/30/2026

Flames sign C Jonathan Castagna acquired in the Weegar deal to a 3 year ELC at $1.075M AAV! The deal kicks in next year and he will be reporting to the Wranglers to finish the season

Go Flames! Go Jonny Chestnut!

Flames sign C Jonathan Castagna acquired in the Weegar deal to a 3 year ELC at $1.075M AAV! The deal kicks in next year and he will be reporting to the Wrang...

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