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Absolute Health & Fitness We help people to feel good again. We are that confident in helping our clients achieve their result we give them a money back guarantee.

12/04/2023

If you are selling fat loss drops, fat loss wraps, and ANY other snake oil rubbish, you're an absolute SELLOUT (to put it nicely) and you’re doing humanity a DISservice!

Another great reason to move more ☺️
11/04/2023

Another great reason to move more ☺️

The research is getting clearer: exercising can help you avoid cancer.

I knew they’d been too quiet for too long 🤣Found them in the kitchen making salad for our dinner 🥰🫶They made 4 plates ju...
27/03/2023

I knew they’d been too quiet for too long 🤣

Found them in the kitchen making salad for our dinner 🥰🫶

They made 4 plates just like this, one for each of us ❤️

28/02/2023

Not everyone wants to run marathons.
Not everyone wants to lose x amount of weight.
Some people just want to FEEL GOOD!

It’s a bit like that 🤣
23/02/2023

It’s a bit like that 🤣

This is BRILLIANT! Kudos to this young boy 👌
05/02/2023

This is BRILLIANT! Kudos to this young boy 👌

04/02/2023

Saturdays are for…

❤️Family
❤️Fun
❤️Swimming
❤️Laughs
❤️Cuddles and…
❤️Cheeseburgers!! 🍔😜

Hope you all have a fun filled weekend 🫶

You don’t need the fat burners, or the diets, or the latest supplements..Just eat real food 😉
03/02/2023

You don’t need the fat burners, or the diets, or the latest supplements..

Just eat real food 😉

Ladies (and gents 😜) here’s your recipe for the week 😅🍸Vodka Espresso Martini (or “coffee drinks “as we call them👌💥 1 sh...
20/01/2023

Ladies (and gents 😜) here’s your recipe for the week 😅🍸

Vodka Espresso Martini (or “coffee drinks “as we call them👌

💥 1 shot of good quality vodka (we recommend any of the ones pictured)
💥 1 shot of good quality coffee (again, make sure this is good quality not some Nescafé 43 sh*t)
💥 a dash, and I do mean a smidge, of milk

Want to keep up with your kids who are bouncing off the walls? Just have a few of these and you’ll be on the same level 🤣😅

19/01/2023

The Dolphin definitely did this on “porpoise” 🐬🤣🙊

Which is best? 🤔🤔🤔🥩
18/01/2023

Which is best? 🤔🤔🤔🥩

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Tuesday 12:00 - 19:00
Wednesday 12:00 - 19:00
Thursday 12:00 - 19:00
Friday 12:00 - 19:00

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