Slop Trotters National Rugby Union Club

07/02/2026

Vibes of the boys after winning 3 from 3
,gettrottedon

07/02/2026

06/02/2026

Name and junior footy club?
Archie chandler, in June Eagles

Who was your first root?
Felicity

Would you rather a gay son or a thot daughter?
Thot

You get 3 billion dollars but you can’t drive a cement truck for 3 days, are you doing it?
No chance

What’s your favourite transformer?
Megatron, cause he’s a big fat c**t

Is 50 cent your idol?
No, he’s black

Did dezi freeman actually do it?
No, cause he’s white

Chimpanzeenee bananeenee or Tung Tung Tung sahur?
Tung Tung Tung sahur

Is Charlie Kirk still alive?
Yes, cause he’s white

How excited are you to play for the slop trotters?
Oodles of excitement cause I’m white

Archie chandler aka Gas King, our star halfback and the bloke who pulls the strings. He’s got a mean pill on him, reads the game like a seasoned menace, and is always two steps ahead of everyone else on the park. If you see Archie in front of you and think about running at him… don’t. Bad idea

06/02/2026

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06/02/2026

Hey guys, this is our team, 3rd time world champs, look forward to showing you our skills