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MEOW Basketball After huge success in the early 2000’s, GM Buddhs and the front office have decided to put the band back together
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🐾🏀The dynasty is our destiny🏀🐾🔵⚪️🔴“ANYTHING’S POSSIBLE”🔴⚪️🔵🏆🚨THE BOY’S HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!!🚨🏆A triple overtime Grand...
07/07/2021

🐾🏀The dynasty is our destiny🏀🐾
🔵⚪️🔴“ANYTHING’S POSSIBLE”🔴⚪️🔵

🏆🚨THE BOY’S HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!!🚨🏆
A triple overtime Grand Final in front of a sold out crowd and MEOW BASKETBALL take it out by 1 point after being down 5 with a minute to go!⛹🏻‍♂️🏆

Dollar$ignTribz, after a few heavy head knocks 🤕from putting his life on the line during the game, hit the game winner🎖after a chase down steal in the dying seconds, while Rice Bubbles stole the inbound pass in what would have been a last-ditch attempt from the opposition. A lot happened from the ball up until then but you just had to be there.

Everyone deserves a mention as the team took out the title. The team defence which was really on show helped keep their point god- Mixtape to ZERO impact. “He actually helped us. He was just out there running”, The GM said and not mincing words he went on “Little Milk-crate clearly had two many weet-bix. All gung-ho out there. He was everywhere and no where at the same time.”

GM BUDDHS said the following morning, after crawling in from the after party, “I’m wrapped with how the boys stuck fat and dug deep to take out the win in front of a hostile crowd. Some of their supporters would be a little bit disappointed with themselves this morning, in particular the older gent next to the score bench and the classy lass in the back row. Some things being called out to our players were pretty unnecessary and they probably need to be reminded of the nature of the league. You wouldn’t have to look past it’s name ‘RESPECT’,” Buddhs explained. “MEOW BASKETBALL hope these people are getting the help they need and hope that they can remember that it’s ‘just a game’ but also thank them for being factors that could have given our boys the fire to win the game.” Buddhs continued by pointing out that he “Couldn’t be prouder of the boys. Not everything was going their way and at stages their backs were against the wall but the cool and respectful heads prevailed.”
It must have been incredibly disappointing for them given they have a coach, who tries to twist the refs arm at any opportunity, a self-appointed player coach and they train at least once a week.

MEOW BASKETBALL did it without the inside presence of Jigzy and certainly could have used with his tenacity and strength.

The opposition were clearly ready to rumble straight out of the gates with one player arriving with headphones around his neck. They started red hot and shot at a high clip for the whole game but it didn’t stop one opposition fan contemplate switching teams half way though after deciding she had new interests and asking StribzyHussle “how old are you?” Too which he replied “I’m 39.”

Junk Yard Cobz nailed a huge 3 during the game after the call from the bench was to “LEAVE HIM!”. Maybe they shouldn’t have left him.

The defeated tried to up the agrression when they felt a slight swing after being in control from the start and some of the mayo they were adding to try and win some calls felt like we were watching soccer there at stages . Thankfully the refs didn’t come in the back door on the last potato delivery.

Big OggDogg who stepped up in crucial times as an enforcer said post siren “They shat the bed,” while Big Easy grinning like a Cheshire Cat was heard yelling “MEOW BASKETBALL BABY!!”

Dmac and Ricey couldn’t believe they “Went to water. They’re obviously not built for the big lights.”

BK added “We had no business winning that. We must be that good.”

While receiving multiple calls about future sponsorships, GM Buddhs is still not picking up the phone. “This is a group of school mates. All about 40 and still winning titles. We started without the sponsors and that’s how we will finish. We’ve been built not bought.”

This game will go down through the ages and is now apart of MEOW folklore. An Iconic performance that sums up the heart of the club. The team agreed that this one is right up there with the Lebby Lights Out Grand Final and will be talked about over a few jars and laughs many a time.
Cheers All 🍷🍷🍷



15/03/2021

🔴🔵🏀Huge win by the boys last night. With the big fella Rick Ogge out due to covid tracing protocols, it opened the door for Corey Rice to rejuvenate himself as a required player. Ricey finished with 19 points♨️10 rebounds, 11 assists and a block (lucky to get the ball back actually, he sent it into the car park). A huge triple double outing for the silver haired fox which gained him 🚨🔉PLAYER OF THE MATCH honours.🙀
Opposition captain said “We knew we were cooked when Bubbles stepped on the floor. He had the eye of a tiger 😾and you knew he wanted to get back at the reporters who, for a while, enjoyed the “washed up” headline. It should keep him out of the papers for a few weeks regarding retirement and silence any negative chat.”
GM Buddhs couldn’t believe what he saw. “I thought it must have been Joel out there! Corey definitely wound back the clock tonight. Hopefully he can string a few together because we’d only decided to put him on the trade block on Sunday. We might just put that in the back pocket for now. Only two things can happen- Corey puts a few together and his trade stocks rise or we just get Corey back.”

The boys have strung a few together with everyone contributing, promising signs for the club. They look like they are building up to some more very strong 💪🏼outings.

Other good news for the club- Eric “BigEasy” Owen returned to the lineup last night after missing the last month due to injury and got through unscathed while making an impact ❤️💙

14/06/2020

🔵⚪️🔴 With whispers of an imminent season revival, the Ⓜ️EOW boys thought best to get a few runs in before tipping off hopefully soon 🏓🔴⚪️🔵

09/04/2020

NOTICE TO MEMBERS
No money will be reimbursed because Rick Ogge wont take a pay cut

02/02/2020

🔵🔴⚪️THE BOYS ARE BACK⚪️🔴🔵
TONIGHT
TO START THEIR TITLE DEFENCE
Game should be interesting as it has been a long summer for the team 🍻
GM Buddhs is apparently absolutely steaming to find out no players took the time to keep up any form of conditioning except
Jigzy Neilson who swears the extra 14kgs is all muscle 💪🏼
Rick Ogge reckons he’ll need a few weeks to get back to Match fitness
Jacob Neilson is hoping for
More minutes than he played in the Granny
And Luke Neilson (Dollar$ignTribz) promises to put up a record amount of FGA
No tag available for Corey Rice, Chris DiPasqua or Eric Owen as they can’t seem to work out their settings.
Saunders has been dropped for doping and commitment issues
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW
🔵🔴⚪️🏀🍻🔥👊🏼⛹🏻‍♂️👊🏼🔥🍻🏀⚪️🔴🔵

🔵⚪️🔴 🐾THE BOYS HAVE DONE IT🐾 🔴⚪️🔵12 years out and re-enter as Premiers to reclaim their former glory!!It was a battle bu...
19/11/2019

🔵⚪️🔴 🐾THE BOYS HAVE DONE IT🐾 🔴⚪️🔵
12 years out and re-enter as Premiers to reclaim their former glory!!
It was a battle but the boys were able to stick fat and take the chocolates.
Everyone contributed and dug deep.

The after match function saw an emotional GM Buddhs hugging his players and congratulating them on guaranteeing their contracts for next season.
Struggling for words, he could only drum up “MEEEEEEEEOOWW”.



17/11/2019

🔴⚪️🔵9pm Tip off.🔵⚪️🔴
The boys have them Grand Final Day feels 👊🏼🐾


The boys certainly were not pretty tonight but they’ve snuck through to the A grade granny next week.Weaknesses in tonig...
11/11/2019

The boys certainly were not pretty tonight but they’ve snuck through to the A grade granny next week.
Weaknesses in tonight’s game were discussed over a couple Steam Ales from Brunswick way (They taste better from over there) in the and the boys are fired 🔥🔥🔥🔥 up!

15/07/2019

🔵🔴⚪️ THE BOYS ARE WARMING UP FOR THEIR FIRST HIT OUT!🔵🔴⚪️
9pm tonight.
We asked GM Buddhs about the opposition, to which he replied “Who f$&’ cares.”
Tonight’s squad
Jacob ‘MadDogg’ Neilson
‘Easy Does It’ Eric Owen
Rick ‘Mack Truck’ Ogge
Chrissy ‘I got skillz’ DiPasqua
Luke ‘$$$’ Neilson

LATE OUTS

Corey Rice- only realised about an hour ago that he doesn’t actually own any appropriate footwear for the game

James Saunders- has been at work all day and only realised at closing time that there was a lot to do

Jigzy Neilson- Working on his party guts

When asked how he thought the boys would go tonight, GM Buddhs said that “The team will roll the dice and see what number it lands on.”


🔊PLAYER ANNOUNCEMENT🔵🔴⚪️🐾Ⓜ️EOWBASKETBALL (Official)🐾 are grinning like a Cheshire Cat to obtain the services of James Sa...
12/07/2019

🔊PLAYER ANNOUNCEMENT🔵🔴⚪️

🐾Ⓜ️EOWBASKETBALL (Official)🐾 are grinning like a Cheshire Cat to obtain the services of James Saunders #69 for the upcoming season.

Nickname/s: dezbucket, bezbucket dezbucket, dezbucket, dez, bucket, el-bucket, Desmond bucket, dez and bucket, dezbucket69, James.
Position: bench - first on the left when facing score board.
Height: 6ft 2inch
Weight: 82k
College/High school: Vermont secondary college

Strengths: car park beers and end of season trips
Signature move: the 2ft air ball
My game most resembles (NBA player past or present): I’m a mix of Jordan on the court and pippen off the court (7kids 4women)
Favourite and most suited quote: I'm not against anyone that thinks the Earth is round. I'm not against anyone that thinks it's flat. I just love hearing the debate." Kyrie Irving
Buckets or Bi***es: I am the bucket so I’m here for the bi***es

GM Buddhs said “We are jumping with joy to have ‘Hawthorns most awarded smile’ join our club. Apparently Jimbo has a massive one and knows how to use it.”



*The club will put the government funding they received for adding James to the roster back into the community and to charity.

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